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Islam is the correct religion

  1. 2021-06-30 at 5:14 PM UTC
    #101
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the torah, bible and quran are all very clear aboit this.

    I read all the bibles and I understand that God is Chinese. The ultimate truth does not fit in a book and has no end.

    Originally posted by Ghost The God that all major religions worship is actually Chinese, probably the same dude as the Buddha. There is no evidence that adam and eve or any biblical historical figure were white. They lived in the middle east which is Asia. The first humans were Asians.

    Everything makes a lot more sense if God is Chinese. That's why the jedis killed Jesus because he was also the Buddha. Muhammad was a Hui

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hui_people

  2. 2021-06-30 at 5:41 PM UTC
    #102
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I read all the bibles and I understand that God is Chinese. The ultimate truth does not fit in a book and has no end.

    or chineses are gods.
  3. 2021-06-30 at 6:27 PM UTC
    #103
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I read all the bibles and I understand that God is Chinese. The ultimate truth does not fit in a book and has no end.

    Alright. How tall is he?
  4. 2021-07-01 at 2:02 AM UTC
    #104
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Someone told you that and you believe it?

    I don't like gays and it makes sense that God agrees.
  5. 2021-07-01 at 2:03 AM UTC
    #105
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You agree with yourself. But what of God?
  6. 2021-07-01 at 2:04 AM UTC
    #106
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You agree with yourself. But what of God?

    God agrees with me too, homosexuals are disgusting abominations that should be violently smote wherever they are found.

    It is a duty of every man to kill gays because it's what god ordains.
  7. 2021-07-01 at 2:39 AM UTC
    #107
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga God agrees with me too, homosexuals are disgusting abominations that should be violently smote wherever they are found.

    It is a duty of every man to kill gays because it's what god ordains.

    Then why are they still alive
  8. 2021-07-01 at 2:56 AM UTC
    #108
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Then why are they still alive

    Because the harvest is not yet. There is still time.
  9. 2021-07-01 at 3:02 AM UTC
    #109
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    a harvest takes a year. A genocide takes less time, how many of you are willing to give up your life and everyone you know and live for something else. I don't believe for one second that any of you can let go of anything you have.

    How would you feel if you lost that car or that place you call home. Can you keep going on or will you start cursing God at the first sign of hardship?

    Are you really living up to Gods will? Do you suffer or do you avoid suffering. How much pain are you willing to take? Do you enjoy being hungry?
  10. 2021-07-01 at 3:21 AM UTC
    #110
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood a harvest takes a year. A genocide takes less time, how many of you are willing to give up your life and everyone you know and live for something else. I don't believe for one second that any of you can let go of anything you have.

    How would you feel if you lost that car or that place you call home. Can you keep going on or will you start cursing God at the first sign of hardship?

    Are you really living up to Gods will? Do you suffer or do you avoid suffering. How much pain are you willing to take? Do you enjoy being hungry?

    The mercy of God is the only reason I'm the superballerfragelisticexpialaflexalot that I am today. Without him I can have absolutely nothing but through his power gain it all back. Happened before.

    I guess it depends if you have parasitic relationship with your higher power (which is described in great detail in the Quran and how to avoid this pitfall) the same way some of us have a parasitic relationship with their government, through which all their earning potential flows. Allah surely smiles favorably on the man who rises in the morning to experience the sunrise he has created for us, before drinking coffee and scheming their net worth to the sky. He who holds that above all else is surely a fool
  11. 2021-07-01 at 3:29 AM UTC
    #111
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    1. You should be nice to most people because if you don't God will kill you

    2. Be nice to everyone and we all party in heaven

    3. Be nice to most people and a general good person but God accepts some people will always be shitty. He's not as angry or naive as the other versions

    Islam also allows for massively broad interpretations of Allah that can essentially fit with all the other monotheistic deity qualities; plus with 99 new flavors of omnipotence
  12. 2021-07-01 at 3:30 AM UTC
    #112
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Would you rather your neighbor spoke Chinese, Arabic or Hebrew?
  13. 2021-07-01 at 3:38 AM UTC
    #113
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo 1. You should be nice to most people because if you don't God will kill you

    2. Be nice to everyone and we all party in heaven

    3. Be nice to most people and a general good person but God accepts some people will always be shitty. He's not as angry or naive as the other versions

    Islam also allows for massively broad interpretations of Allah that can essentially fit with all the other monotheistic deity qualities; plus with 99 new flavors of omnipotence

    your not a true mooseleem until you have jiharded.

    have you jiihardeed ?
  14. 2021-07-01 at 3:44 AM UTC
    #114
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your not a true mooseleem until you have jiharded.

    have you jiihardeed ?

    I have been through many struggles in my life but never experienced the struggle of a middle aged coffee serving Virgin.

    I bet were I to bend you over an give u the "jiharded" of a lifetime that you wouldn't put up much of a struggle at all. If your not jihard enough to face the struggle get the fuck back in the kitchen and make me some coffee, bitch, if you are disobedient I have my Lord's permission to strike you lightly three times
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  15. 2021-07-01 at 5 AM UTC
    #115
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Sudo The mercy of God is the only reason I'm the superballerfragelisticexpialaflexalot that I am today. Without him I can have absolutely nothing but through his power gain it all back. Happened before.

    I guess it depends if you have parasitic relationship with your higher power (which is described in great detail in the Quran and how to avoid this pitfall) the same way some of us have a parasitic relationship with their government, through which all their earning potential flows. Allah surely smiles favorably on the man who rises in the morning to experience the sunrise he has created for us, before drinking coffee and scheming their net worth to the sky. He who holds that above all else is surely a fool

    A relationship with God is a human idea. Too rigid to fit all of reality.
  16. 2021-07-01 at 6:39 AM UTC
    #116
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Then why are they still alive

    For us to kill
  17. 2021-07-01 at 6:41 AM UTC
    #117
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    JIHARD
  18. 2021-07-01 at 4:30 PM UTC
    #118
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo I have been through many struggles in my life but never experienced the struggle of a middle aged coffee serving Virgin.

    I bet were I to bend you over an give u the "jiharded" of a lifetime that you wouldn't put up much of a struggle at all. If your not jihard enough to face the struggle get the fuck back in the kitchen and make me some coffee, bitch, if you are disobedient I have my Lord's permission to strike you lightly three times

    a post so unfunny that only a fellow jihardhist would thank.
  19. 2021-07-01 at 4:31 PM UTC
    #119
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    thanks jihard
  20. 2021-07-01 at 4:42 PM UTC
    #120
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo 1. You should be nice to most people because if you don't God will kill you

    2. Be nice to everyone and we all party in heaven

    3. Be nice to most people and a general good person but God accepts some people will always be shitty. He's not as angry or naive as the other versions

    Islam also allows for massively broad interpretations of Allah that can essentially fit with all the other monotheistic deity qualities; plus with 99 new flavors of omnipotence

    Well hey that doesn't sound too bad

    Sounds exactly like Christianity but with some rapist whorenigga named Muhammad at the center of it
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