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  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    The God that all major religions worship is actually Chinese, probably the same dude as the Buddha. There is no evidence that adam and eve or any biblical historical figure were white. They lived in the middle east which is Asia. The first humans were Asians.

    Everything makes a lot more sense if God is Chinese. That's why the jedis killed Jesus because he was also the Buddha. Muhammad was a Hui

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hui_people

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    Jesus Christ Tuskegee Airman
    The real Chinese were genocided out of existence a thousand years ago
  3. #3
    Jesus Christ Tuskegee Airman
    Jesus was an semetic Arab
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    Jesus Christ Tuskegee Airman
    also "God" is immaterial and not a sentient being
    Religious retards try to anthropomorphize it but really "god" is just the original particles that ended up forming our reality.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Jesus was an African American Scientologist who prayed in a Synogogue alongside Buddhist monks, while facing Mecca and clutching a rosary.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jesus Christ also "God" is immaterial and not a sentient being
    Religious retards try to anthropomorphize it but really "god" is just the original particles that ended up forming our reality.

    This aligns with Trianglist theory.

  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    oh really?
  9. #9
    Octavian motherfucker
    First humans actually came from Africa.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah but back then africa was basically connected to Asia, it was a pangea
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    God is Sumerian.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Octavian First humans actually came from Africa.

    back then there was no africa.

    and everywhere was africa.
  13. #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I read all bibles and God is Chinese

    I celebrate the feast of the Korean Martyrs

    Like St. Peter Chol

  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost The God that all major religions worship is actually Chinese, probably the same dude as the Buddha. There is no evidence that adam and eve or any biblical historical figure were white. They lived in the middle east which is Asia. The first humans were Asians.

    Everything makes a lot more sense if God is Chinese. That's why the jedis killed Jesus because he was also the Buddha. Muhammad was a Hui

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hui_people


    Tgr Adam and Eve legend predates the jews and the chinks. It's from Summaria...
  15. #15
    Nile bump
    Guys.

    Fuys.


    FUUUUUUUCK
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The person that told me this reads all bibles by the way so you know he ain't fuckin around
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  17. #17
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Tgr Adam and Eve legend predates the jews and the chinks. It's from Summaria…

    future discoveries will prove this wrong.
  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny future discoveries will prove this wrong.

    Just like you
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