2021-06-30 at 12:03 AM UTC
My shrimpie senses tell me that Fonaplats is.... alive and lost the internet/cell service after Chell left him for a much younger, better looking man with a motor bike.
2021-06-30 at 10:47 AM UTC
someone on facebook just sent me the obituary for Dayton ohio wtf yeah I didn't know his parents were still alive.
2021-06-30 at 1:52 PM UTC
Pics of the grimacing corpse or it didn't happen.
2021-06-30 at 5:16 PM UTC
They are all dead I think it's a zombie outbreak from the vaccine and I can't find any recent news from that area
2021-06-30 at 8:04 PM UTC
fona's IRL name was Henry Kendal
2021-06-30 at 9:53 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I'm gona hitem up on steam.
2021-06-30 at 11:24 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
aw yea that turned me the fuk on moar plz