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I lost my best friend in a knife fight the other night and need recommendation

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    It's difficult to find a new friend after losing an old friend to a knife fight.

    wut do i dooze to get new one?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    idk I haven't made any friends here I just hang out with my girlfriend all day
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Everyone is an idiot about knives on this page, someone very close to me has been a retail meat cutter and butcher their whole life and I have collected folding pocket knives since I was a child..

    Benchmade or go home.

    Spyderco and crkt ( Columbia river knife and tool) make some good shit but the classic benchmade afck can’t be beaten and is no longer in production. I have 3.

    Their onslaught model is nice also
    And m16
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I stopped carrying knifes because the police kept stealing them from me. They don't care that your gravity chinese folding pocket micro inch blade is technically legal, they will just take any knife from you. If you say anything they will go through your phone looking for drug activity

    walking around with a knife is a heat score, any cop worth his salt will see it and take it at least where i'm from.

    i'm more privy to the improvised weapons and hiding metal pipes in bushes all over my neighborhood so if someone tries me I run them deeper into the block and grab my pipe.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Everyone is an idiot about knives on this page, someone very close to me has been a retail meat cutter and butcher their whole life and I have collected folding pocket knives since I was a child..

    Benchmade or go home.

    Spyderco and crkt ( Columbia river knife and tool) make some good shit but the classic benchmade afck can’t be beaten and is no longer in production. I have 3.

    Their onslaught model is nice also
    And m16

    benchmade is too expensive for what it is even though some of their designs are really good

    spyderco is good

    crkt is good if you're on a budget, I'd put BOKER around the same level

    for US-made I like ZT; some cool shit without being as overpriced as shit like Strider and Hinderer and not quite as OPERATOR TACTICOOL

    for high end materials and value for money you can't go past the major Chinese ones - Kizer, WE/CIVIVI and MAXACE among others
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I stopped carrying knifes because the police kept stealing them from me. They don't care that your gravity chinese folding pocket micro inch blade is technically legal, they will just take any knife from you. If you say anything they will go through your phone looking for drug activity

    what are you doing that cops are regularly going through your pockets?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    walking around at odd hours getting stopped and searched. Lots of people carry knives in my area there was even a story in the paper about it and they asked people why and everyone does it to feel safe and there are some real nutters out there.

    I have never heard of anyone using it to defend themselves. The people that walk around with knifes here are the types that will stab you in the neck as you walk out of a store because they are mentally ill
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by aldra benchmade is too expensive for what it is even though some of their designs are really good

    spyderco is good

    crkt is good if you're on a budget, I'd put BOKER around the same level

    for US-made I like ZT; some cool shit without being as overpriced as shit like Strider and Hinderer and not quite as OPERATOR TACTICOOL

    for high end materials and value for money you can't go past the major Chinese ones - Kizer, WE/CIVIVI and MAXACE among others

    Qft
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready It's difficult to find a new friend after losing an old friend to a knife fight.

    wut do i dooze to get new one?

    Don't bother, best friends generally let you down in the long run.
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Steel pipes are good. Around here we could carry swords if we wanted. I sometimes see people with these huge hunting knives on their belt instead of a pistol. Apparently its legal as long as your knife isnt hidden.

    Steel pipes are, you can also turn them into giant deadly capacitors with an insulated handle, so if any tries to grab it from you they get fried. You can adjust the voltage to be less than lethal, or lethal.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I also carry ball bearings on my person at all times in case I need to create a slip hazard for anyone chasing me.
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I also carry ball bearings on my person at all times in case I need to create a slip hazard for anyone chasing me.

    I just use banana peels for that.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood walking around at odd hours getting stopped and searched. Lots of people carry knives in my area there was even a story in the paper about it and they asked people why and everyone does it to feel safe and there are some real nutters out there.

    I have never heard of anyone using it to defend themselves. The people that walk around with knifes here are the types that will stab you in the neck as you walk out of a store because they are mentally ill

    if your penis is long enough fold it under your pocket.

    the cop might like it.
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    G African Astronaut
    My Global chef knife shits on all of you scrubs.
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    not against my cock knives.
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