Objective proof I am a god or a demigod. Discuss/Prove me wrong.

1. 2016-03-07 at 6:15 AM UTC

   #61
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I threw her purse off a bridge onto train tracks to prove a point (all her pleasure must be vicariously through my own). I made her pretty bad but I think she kinda felt she deserved it. After that she tried to drag me out of a cab to prevent me from leaving. It was the middle of the day at a grocery store and she was screaming how she didnt want me to go. I also made her sit in a coffee shop in the rain all day among other things. I guess I don't really think of those things in terms of degeneracy, more emotional instability that manifests in control issues and that's harder to conceal for long periods. Degenerate things like everyday drug use, cheating and long end game manipulation tactics are easier to pretend you don't have as long as you practice your charming devil may care smile 17 times a day and have mirrors for eyes
2. 2016-03-07 at 6:19 AM UTC

   #62
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That sounds totally wyte trash
3. 2016-03-07 at 6:20 AM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   fuck, this is getting depressing, I really am trying to be a good lil furball. come in tinykitten
4. 2016-03-07 at 6:20 AM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   It was the middle of the day at a grocery store and she was screaming how she didnt want me to go.

   
   Yeah man nobody can tell at all
5. 2016-03-07 at 6:27 AM UTC

   #65
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   yeah that's just one thing though. I call her every morning and her son runs and hugs me 9/10 times he sees me. He's interested in dinosaurs so I'm waiting for the right time to teach him about ancient alien bones
6. 2016-03-08 at 10:29 PM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I bet this is gonna be Thread Of The Year 2016
   
   This was Thread Of The Year 2015: http://niggasin.space/forum/spurious-generalities/43766-i-ve-remembered-my-true-calling
7. 2016-03-08 at 11:07 PM UTC

   #67
   Industrial Houston
   sploo, armsmerchant died, time to take his place
8. 2016-03-09 at 4:58 AM UTC

   #68
   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
   I have a newfound appreciation for sploo.
   
   
   This thread is honestly one of the funniest things I've read all week. It has multiple dimensions of humor.
9. 2016-03-09 at 5:05 AM UTC

   #69
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   why don't you just post "your mom" as a response to every post you try to read instead of coming up with some weird, awkward and unnecessary sexual metaphor?

   
   your mom is a weird, awkward, and unnecessary sexual metaphore
   
   
10. 2016-03-09 at 5:56 AM UTC

    #70
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Reuploaded images in OP for eternal cryogenic preservation for future generations
11. 2016-03-11 at 4:53 PM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    needs more time cube
12. 2017-04-03 at 1:18 AM UTC

    #72
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    das it mane
13. 2017-04-03 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #73
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump das it mane

    
    did you type "bassyun" or "figyarnus" into search?
    
    that's how i found this thread a few days ago
14. 2017-04-03 at 1:34 AM UTC

    #74
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I typed in "sploo" and went through 50 pages looking for holy relics of trianglism. I also checked all of google and zoklert rdfrn archives.
    
    
    
    
15. 2017-04-03 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #75
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There's rdfrn archives?
16. 2017-04-03 at 2:11 AM UTC

    #76
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    wayback machine