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  1. posted on 25-9-2007 at 19:37


    You would do well to avoid totse textfiles, googling key phrases of the above list lead me to find that this list came from totse.
    http://ww w.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/163700.html
    Although this list looks to be fine, you should be very wary of 'information' gotten off totse.
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by reject I'm a certifiable genius. Couldn't open the bottle of gin, it's some fruity shit so I think the sugar in it stuck it shut, I mean this just wasn't budging, so I had a brain wave to hold it over the kettle, heat up the top, it expands, I can open the bottle.

    Sweet sweet tutti fruity tasting gin at 1pm

    Nigga, Grodons is at the top of a very short list of non-shit things that come out of England and you're drinking some flavored gin bullshit? Step yo game up blood.
  3. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Lanny Nigga, Grodons is at the top of a very short list of non-shit things that come out of England and you're drinking some flavored gin bullshit? Step yo game up blood.

    I'm indirectly responsible for the rape of my daughter
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  4. Missed like 40 pages. I assume its not worth my time to read through all that.
  5. Originally posted by Lanny Nigga, Grodons is at the top of a very short list of non-shit things that come out of England and you're drinking some flavored gin bullshit? Step yo game up blood.

    Look pal I don't have control over what alcohol is in my cupboard
  6. Also FUCK WAITING FOR DEALERS TO TXT BACK. IT'S BEEN 2 MOTHER FUCKING HOURS WHERE ARE YOU
  7. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Brain surgeon Missed like 40 pages. I assume its not worth my time to read through all that.

    yet mypost post are thanked gonts
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by reject Look pal I don't have control over what alcohol is in my cupboard

    ...

    how does it get there then?
  9. Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm indirectly responsible for the rape of my daughter

    Haha. True.
  10. Originally posted by Lanny

    how does it get there then?

    People buy it for my mum. My mum doesn't drink it. Reject does
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Tried Japanese thermal reconditioning permanent straightening. Basically it breaks whatever protein is responsible for twists/curls in hair, then you rinse it out, dry your hair about 90%, then use a straight iron, finally applying the neutralizer to lock it into the new configuration.

    Should have shampooed before using it, as recommended. Didn't do so because I only use a small amount of baby oil and I later learned that the strong formulation is rarely used by itself, but mixed with the normal formulation. Apparently my hair is so strong it needed the full undiluted effects.

    My hair is indeed straighter, feels much smoother and healthier, but has excessive volume and still needs to be straighter. I also wasn't at the minimum 4 inch requirement, rather around 2, but that would have been quite the afro, so I'll just redo it in the future, when it will be easier to work with using the straightening iron. I will decide whether to try the brazilian keratin/blowout technique afterward, for increased health/strength, or volume if the application time was excessive and the hair becomes too lifeless.

    Has anyone here ever taken advantage of their natural European genetics and gone for something of this level?



    I'm sure Lanny has seen some great hair on men in SF. Have you ever attempted it, or have you just stuck to simple electric clipper style cuts?
  12. I'm getting bald but when I was younger I just had to let my hair grow and look even fancier than that. I hated it.
  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'd like to make a complaint pleese
  14. Originally posted by Malice Tried Japanese thermal reconditioning permanent straightening. Basically it breaks whatever protein is responsible for twists/curls in hair, then you rinse it out, dry your hair about 90%, then use a straight iron, finally applying the neutralizer to lock it into the new configuration.

    Should have shampooed before using it, as recommended. Didn't do so because I only use a small amount of baby oil and I later learned that the strong formulation is rarely used by itself, but mixed with the normal formulation. Apparently my hair is so strong it needed the full undiluted effects.

    My hair is indeed straighter, feels much smoother and healthier, but has excessive volume and still needs to be straighter. I also wasn't at the minimum 4 inch requirement, rather around 2, but that would have been quite the afro, so I'll just redo it in the future, when it will be easier to work with using the straightening iron. I will decide whether to try the brazilian keratin/blowout technique afterward, for increased health/strength, or volume if the application time was excessive and the hair becomes too lifeless.

    Has anyone here ever taken advantage of their natural European genetics and gone for something of this level?



    I'm sure Lanny has seen some great hair on men in SF. Have you ever attempted it, or have you just stuck to simple electric clipper style cuts?

    That's young Stalin isn't it? He was a good looking motherfucker. Weird to think how your ordinary average person can become someone like Stalin or Hitler or whoever. Gives you hope
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  15. Speaketh your complaints, sir.
  16. Yup.
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Saw my old brand of tequila at the market today, it's sunny and hot here so I grabbed it, having margaritas now. One sip and it's instant flashback to the summer of 2013, sweating my ass off in my cramped room drunk as shit writing bad networking code. Good times but I can tell already I'm going to hate myself tomorrow.

    Originally posted by Malice I'm sure Lanny has seen some great hair on men in SF. Have you ever attempted it, or have you just stuck to simple electric clipper style cuts?

    There are a lot of dudes who have pretty dope hair, although I'm not one of them. I just let my hair grow naturally which is pretty decent after a while and buzz cut when it gets long enough to be on my neck and scratchy.
  18. My hair's kinda long atm but it doesn't scratch my neck, it's luxuriously soft and caresses it
  19. Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy I'm getting bald but when I was younger I just had to let my hair grow and look even fancier than that. I hated it.

    HAHAHAHAHA! Bald at 27? That's funny.

    Could be the drugs tho. Some people say it's linked - esp. with steroids.
  20. I'm getting bald. I usually shave my had anyway.

    And yea, high testo. All the men in my family lose their hair at around ~30. It's called being a man.

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