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  1. #41
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson WRONG!

    These days My poop comes out as small dry nuggets, about the size of deer poop but drier, I thought I might have ass cancer or something but I had a test in December and it's all cancer free.

    A wipe with paper reveals nothing other than the odd ass hair.

    I save a small fortune on toilet paper these days.

    we need to study your diet for further anal-lysis.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny we need to study your diet for further anal-lysis.

    Lots of salads, beans and cheese.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lots of salads, beans and cheese.

    malnutrition i c.
  4. #44
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Is it creepy if a Grandpa says "MILF"
  5. #45
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I was 22 and hooked up with a 40 year old who had a daughter 23 years old and she (the daughter) had a 2 year old. But she was MILF to me though she was technically a GILF
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I was 22 and hooked up with a 40 year old who had a daughter 23 years old and she (the daughter) had a 2 year old. But she was MILF to me though she was technically a GILF

    It's funny I was always into older women and banged a quite a few as a young fella me lad I can tell you...40-45ish being the ideal age etc...

    The funny thing is I still think of them as older women even though I'm now older than them...
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's funny I was always into older women and banged a quite a few as a young fella me lad I can tell you…40-45ish being the ideal age etc…

    The funny thing is I still think of them as older women even though I'm now older than them…

    i already know this from all your "exploits" at your local value village.
  8. #48
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i already know this from all your "exploits" at your local value village.

    This is a non pedo thread you dumb fucking Nonce.

  9. #49
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe This is a non pedo thread you dumb fucking Nonce.


    *scrolls over*
  10. #50
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's funny I was always into older women and banged a quite a few as a young fella me lad I can tell you…40-45ish being the ideal age etc…

    The funny thing is I still think of them as older women even though I'm now older than them…

    You still knocking the dust off that 😀
  11. #51
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i already know this from all your "exploits" at your local value village.

    Used surgical stockings...mmmmmm musty.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Used surgical stockings…mmmmmm musty.

    you should try to recycle technologist.

    use your 3d printing prowless to 3d print an errect tit for her. or tits.

    that might impress her.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you should try to recycle technologist.

    use your 3d printing prowless to 3d print an errect tit for her. or tits.

    that might impress her.

    gagging at the thought.
  14. #54
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's funny I was always into older women and banged a quite a few as a young fella me lad I can tell you…40-45ish being the ideal age etc…

    The funny thing is I still think of them as older women even though I'm now older than them…

    Do you wish you could know them then as you now?
  15. #55
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you should try to recycle technologist.

    use your 3d printing prowless to 3d print an errect tit for her. or tits.

    that might impress her.

    Insensitive. To remind her of a stiff ridged prostetic that her tumor must have felt like?


    Go play with your pink purse. Cancer has no room for amusement
  16. #56
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson WRONG!

    These days My poop comes out as small dry nuggets, about the size of deer poop but drier, I thought I might have ass cancer or something but I had a test in December and it's all cancer free.

    A wipe with paper reveals nothing other than the odd ass hair.

    I save a small fortune on toilet paper these days.



    With it coming out all dry, does it make your sphincter quiver and is that where you got the Jiggly Booty name?

    Or, is it just your fat ass shakes whenever you move?
  17. #57
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's funny I was always into older women and banged a quite a few as a young fella me lad I can tell you…40-45ish being the ideal age etc…

    The funny thing is I still think of them as older women even though I'm now older than them…


    I found women to be horniest at that age. Done with having kids and wanting to have fun before things started dragging on the ground.
  18. #58
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I sense a Great Division betwen OG vs DH
  19. #59
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you should try to recycle technologist.

    use your 3d printing prowless to 3d print an errect tit for her. or tits.

    that might impress her.



    Jiggle Booty is willing to pay a significant amount for plans to print his very own pocket pussy.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by stl1 Jiggle Booty is willing to pay a significant amount for plans to print his very own pocket pussy.

    physibles of tunnels are cheap.
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