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  1. #1
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga Tuskegee Airman
    Just kidding I love milfs
  2. #2
    stl1 Dark Matter
    What's not to love?

    Hell, it's in their name!
  3. #3
    Kev African Astronaut
    whats so good about an overused loose pussied whore?
  4. #4
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I use to love fucking milfs in my teens. I remember washing my friend's aunty's car in the summer when I was 17. I was hitting the gym pretty hard then and she loved the way the sun glistened off my tanned, soap sudded body.

    Truth be told I fucked her over the kitchen table and cream pied that tight pussy.


    awwwww yeaaah baby!

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  5. #5
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I use to love fucking milfs in my teens. I remember washing my friend's aunty's car in the summer when I was 17. I was hitting the gym pretty hard then and she loved the way the sun glistened off my tanned, soap sudded body.

    Truth be told I fucked her over the kitchen table and cream pied that tight pussy.


    awwwww yeaaah baby!


    I had a similar (not really) situation as young fella me lad, only it was the neighbor across the street. I was coming back from Manchester with a new record I bought and said neighbor shouted at me and came running over to see what record I'd bought..she said "oh I like them" and asked if I'd come in her house so we could listen to it...well obviously other things occurred too.

    She was one of those nutty unbalanced ones...one day she was out on her hands and knees scrubbing the pavement in front of her house at like 6 in the morning. She had a son named Gordon who was an annoying little fuck and would always try and be my friend...after the "record" incident I'd tell him "I fucked your mom" regularly, he didn't believe me but then he didn't fully not believe me either.

    Fucking lol
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I had a similar (not really) situation as young fella me lad, only it was the neighbor across the street. I was coming back from Manchester with a new record I bought and said neighbor shouted at me and came running over to see what record I'd bought..she said "oh I like them" and asked if I'd come in her house so we could listen to it…well obviously other things occurred too.

    She was one of those nutty unbalanced ones…one day she was out on her hands and knees scrubing the pavement in front of her house at like 6 in the morning. She had a son named Gordon who was an annoying little fuck and would always try and be my friend…after the "record" incident I'd tell him "I fucking your mom" regularly, he didn't believe me but then he didn't fully not believe me either.

    Fucking lol

    Desperate housewives or what haha
  7. #7
    Desperate housewives - Northern slapper edition...innit.
  8. #8
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I had a similar (not really) situation as young fella me lad, only it was the neighbor across the street. I was coming back from Manchester with a new record I bought and said neighbor shouted at me and came running over to see what record I'd bought..she said "oh I like them" and asked if I'd come in her house so we could listen to it…well obviously other things occurred too.

    She was one of those nutty unbalanced ones…one day she was out on her hands and knees scrubbing the pavement in front of her house at like 6 in the morning. She had a son named Gordon who was an annoying little fuck and would always try and be my friend…after the "record" incident I'd tell him "I fucked your mom" regularly, he didn't believe me but then he didn't fully not believe me either.

    Fucking lol

    Cringe fake story^
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  9. #9
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I use to love fucking milfs in my teens. I remember washing my friend's aunty's car in the summer when I was 17. I was hitting the gym pretty hard then and she loved the way the sun glistened off my tanned, soap sudded body.

    Truth be told I fucked her over the kitchen table and cream pied that tight pussy.


    awwwww yeaaah baby!


    pics of said blown out whore
    asking for a friend
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  10. #10
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I use to love fucking milfs in my teens. I remember washing my friend's aunty's car in the summer when I was 17. I was hitting the gym pretty hard then and she loved the way the sun glistened off my tanned, soap sudded body.

    Truth be told I fucked her over the kitchen table and cream pied that tight pussy.


    awwwww yeaaah baby!


    so which one of your friends fucked your mom.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I had a similar (not really) situation as young fella me lad, only it was the neighbor across the street. I was coming back from Manchester with a new record I bought and said neighbor shouted at me and came running over to see what record I'd bought..she said "oh I like them" and asked if I'd come in her house so we could listen to it…well obviously other things occurred too.

    She was one of those nutty unbalanced ones…one day she was out on her hands and knees scrubbing the pavement in front of her house at like 6 in the morning. She had a son named Gordon who was an annoying little fuck and would always try and be my friend…after the "record" incident I'd tell him "I fucked your mom" regularly, he didn't believe me but then he didn't fully not believe me either.

    Fucking lol

    and yours.
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    i love you
  13. #13
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and yours.

    and my what. Edit...Oh I see now.

    All of them probably.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Cringe fake story^

    A young man fucking his neighbor? yep never happens...very unusual.
  15. #15
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A young man fucking his neighbor? yep never happens…very unusual.

    Nah it never happened to you in particular
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Nah it never happened to you in particular

    You'll be wanking to the scenario tonight is my guess.
  17. #17
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You'll be wanking to the scenario tonight is my guess.

    Nah you're the one who came up with the fantasy.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Nah you're the one who came up with the fantasy.

    Only a fantasy to you incel.
  19. #19
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Only a fantasy to you incel.

    Nah you're the one who wrote that fiction bud.
  20. #20
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I will jack off to that scenario tonight and any other scenario presented to me. Its fine.
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