Court rules Shell needs to cut emissions 45% by 2030

1. 2021-05-27 at 4:34 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   In May 2021, the the district court of The Hague ordered that Royal Dutch Shell must reduce its global carbon emissions from its 2019 levels by 45% by 2030

   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milieudefensie_et_al_v_Royal_Dutch_Shell
   
   Oil companies make their money literally by digging up fossilised carbon. Their carbon emissions aren't something that's avoidable, it's the core of their whole business.
   
   Western Governments have tied themselves to legally binding agreements to destroy their own economies in order to stop global warming, but these small reductions won't make any difference one way or another to climate change. The only actual way to stop carbon emissions is to stop digging up carbon out of the ground - cap oil wells and close coal mines. Climate justice and international agreements were only ever designed as a distraction from this core truth.
2. 2021-05-27 at 4:37 PM UTC

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   Nile bump
   Maybe America will bounce back with like the technology.
   
   They'll come up with solutions. Like making capacitors work as batteries.
3. 2021-05-27 at 4:39 PM UTC

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   Nile bump
   Wtf if climate change is legit we're all fucked I thought?
   
   What do we do.
4. 2021-05-27 at 5:53 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Nile Wtf if climate change is legit we're all fucked I thought?
   
   What do we do.

   
   Move to Holland, we've been BTFO'ing the sea since time immemorial.
5. 2021-05-27 at 6:05 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Nile Maybe America will bounce back with like the technology.
   
   They'll come up with solutions. Like making capacitors work as batteries.

   
   
   
   What the flux is this?
6. 2021-05-27 at 6:54 PM UTC

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   Nile bump

   Originally posted by Sophie Move to Holland, we've been BTFO'ing the sea since time immemorial.

   
   I'm thinking more like droughts, hurricanes, Forest fires.
   
   Besides Holland isn't that cool. I'd rather go to Germany or France maybe England
7. 2021-05-27 at 7:13 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Nile Maybe America will bounce back with like the technology.
   
   They'll come up with solutions. Like making capacitors work as batteries.

   
   
   
   Is this you working in your laboratory?
   
   
   
8. 2021-05-27 at 7:30 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Or, is this you blowing shit up with capacitors in your workshop?
   
   
9. 2021-05-27 at 7:33 PM UTC

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   Nile bump
   I wish I had a work shop.
10. 2021-05-27 at 7:51 PM UTC

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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    She does fart like a rhino
11. 2021-05-27 at 8:04 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by rabbitweed She does fart like a rhino

    
    All women do
12. 2021-05-27 at 11:24 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    all it means is that shell need to expand their bussinesses 90% more into low CO² producing industries.
    
    they dont really need to decrease anything.
13. 2021-05-27 at 11:50 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Ive been telling her for many months she needs to start turning on the bathroom fan when she goes in there and starts blowing it up.
14. 2021-05-28 at 12:05 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Ive been telling her for many months she needs to start turning on the bathroom fan when she goes in there and starts blowing it up.

    
    She needs to cut her emissions, eh?
15. 2021-05-28 at 1:56 AM UTC

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    rabbitweed African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Ive been telling her for many months she needs to start turning on the bathroom fan when she goes in there and starts blowing it up.

    
    how is she going to operate the switch with her giant rhino hooves?