I am 31 years old today

1. 2021-05-25 at 4:12 AM UTC

   #41
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung What if he wants it to be mediocre this year?

   
   He said to make his birthday his birthday a good one. Nothing about the following year.
2. 2021-05-25 at 12:29 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Mr. Satan Yung Blood
   31 years and 9 months since I met your mother. Where have the years gone?
3. 2021-05-25 at 12:35 PM UTC

   #43
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   Wariat read this as "13" and got all excited.
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4. 2021-05-25 at 1:06 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Mr. Satan 31 years and 9 months since I met your mother. Where have the years gone?

   
   up your ass faggot
5. 2021-05-25 at 1:22 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Mr. Satan Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Ghost up your ass faggot

   
   You're still my favorite.
6. 2021-05-25 at 7:39 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Life is good. Weather could be better.

   
   So you were conceived September 1989?
7. 2021-05-25 at 7:47 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready So you were conceived September 1989?

   
   circa
8. 2021-05-25 at 8:38 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by Robert Mugabe circa

   
   WAT?
   
   
9. 2021-05-25 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   https://thumbs-prod.si-cdn.com/qXrJJ-l_jMrQbARjnToD0fi-Tsg=/800x600/enhancements:no_upscale()/https://public-media.si-cdn.com/filer/d6/93/d6939718-4e41-44a8-a8f3-d13648d2bcd0/c3npbx.jpg
10. 2021-05-25 at 8:39 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    around
11. 2021-05-25 at 11:02 PM UTC

    #51
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    in the vincinity of
12. 2021-05-26 at 10:49 AM UTC

    #52
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    near
13. 2021-05-26 at 10:50 AM UTC

    #53
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    combo breaker but happy belated birthday dude.
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14. 2021-05-27 at 8:08 AM UTC

    #54
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    The perineum
15. 2021-05-27 at 8:07 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    op was born on a super blue blood rose moon
16. 2021-09-02 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 .

    
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