Happy birthday. I hate birthdays and the best one I can think of I came all over my girlfriend at the times face then later did a bunch of coke and got kicked out of a crappy club. It was kinda crappy but still the best birthday on record for me. I'm sorry for making your birthday about me. I hope it is a good one. I don't really like birthdays but I hope if you're the kinda fellow who puts stock in that, I hope it is everything you want it to be
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Originally posted by Sudo
Happy birthday. I hate birthdays and the best one I can think of I came all over my girlfriend at the times face then later did a bunch of coke and got kicked out of a crappy club. It was kinda crappy but still the best birthday on record for me. I'm sorry for making your birthday about me. I hope it is a good one. I don't really like birthdays but I hope if you're the kinda fellow who puts stock in that, I hope it is everything you want it to be
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Im older than you son. Listen here kiddo, you better make the most of these years you got left. Soon youngin' your joints are gonna start hurtin and your back will start aching. Happy birthday little man. Have a great one sonny.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
its over faggot,, ur gonna get in a rut for the next 20 years and one day you will realize that 20 years went by in a blink of the eye and ur old,, and time is half what it used to be,, next blink of an eye ule be almost 60 half blind and pissed the fuck off you wasted ur life being a faggot
Originally posted by Sudo
Happy birthday. I hate birthdays and the best one I can think of I came all over my girlfriend at the times face then later did a bunch of coke and got kicked out of a crappy club. It was kinda crappy but still the best birthday on record for me. I'm sorry for making your birthday about me. I hope it is a good one. I don't really like birthdays but I hope if you're the kinda fellow who puts stock in that, I hope it is everything you want it to be
Originally posted by POLECAT
its over faggot,, ur gonna get in a rut for the next 20 years and one day you will realize that 20 years went by in a blink of the eye and ur old,, and time is half what it used to be,, next blink of an eye ule be almost 60 half blind and pissed the fuck off you wasted ur life being a faggot
I often thought about this, then I started winning.
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