What do you eat for Lunch at work?

1. 2017-04-02 at 9:04 AM UTC

   #21
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Hazza32 I eat this multiple times a week microwaved at work.
   
   

   
   "Spotted Dick" label name aside sponged pudding sounds absolutely awful.
2. 2017-04-02 at 9:05 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just do meth it makes you not be a fatass, all americans are so fat i don't get it there are drugs everywhere and HFCS sucks.
3. 2017-04-02 at 9:05 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Lanny As for acceptability, I'm not sure what your metric is but to me acceptable means the minimal effort/pain possible for physical maintenance without significantly reducing quality or length of life to which end I think I occupy a pretty optimal point in the space of realistic lifestyles.

   
   Sounds optimal to me as well.
4. 2017-04-02 at 9:08 AM UTC

   #24
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Skipping SEVERAL meals definitely messes with your metabolism as in like not eating a single thing for 2+ days. I usually hover around 150 lbs but lose literally ten during a meth binge and then gain 15-/+ within two weeks of abstaining. A meal or two isn't going to make or break the average person unless they're a huge fat fuck to begin with.
5. 2017-04-02 at 9:12 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Yeah, I could see if you like start starving yourself for a day plus.
   
   Eating two meals a days means what? A few more hours between meals? I'm skeptical that's going to have a huge impact on a human metabolism.
6. 2017-04-02 at 9:12 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   take synthroid it balances out fat american syndrome.
7. 2017-04-02 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Starvation mode is a diet industry myth
   
   Even if you're literally starving your metabolism only drops to around 75%
8. 2017-04-02 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's only fasting if you aren't on meth. I fast a lot, more than muslims actually. Trianglism fasting.
9. 2017-04-25 at 9:13 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   ... work????????
10. 2017-04-25 at 9:46 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Esplender … work????????

    
    so you really are black
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    • aldra
11. 2017-04-26 at 12:04 AM UTC

    #31
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Dargo Yeah, it is. Same goes for missing breakfast. Skipping meals screws with your metabolism and can make you gain weight. Also, I don't see how any degree of being fat is acceptable.

    
    No, that's a complete myth: http://www.leangains.com/2010/10/top-ten-fasting-myths-debunked.html
12. 2017-04-26 at 12:12 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I eat whatever the fuck I feel like and fuck work.
13. 2017-04-26 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 so you really are black

    
    Well, I DID make a thread about it after all.
14. 2017-04-26 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #34
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    coffee and/or energy drinks