2021-05-24 at 2:36 AM UTC
Shud i order a 1 pound burger and fries?
2021-05-24 at 2:51 AM UTC
See if your neighbors have any unattended pets wandering around
2021-05-24 at 2:55 AM UTC
Ur fat and gross, maybe have a shower 🚿🚿 and not a burger.
2021-05-24 at 3:11 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
i have a pork roast perfectly roasted sitting on the stove,, i think i'kk go make a samich and put it up.
thanks for makin me think about it
2021-05-24 at 3:18 AM UTC
You could regurgitate what little is in your stomach and eat it again. Recycle the missed nutrients.
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2021-05-24 at 3:36 AM UTC
you could lose some weight anyway, go a few days without, just keep hydrated.
2021-05-24 at 4:47 AM UTC
I'd say dumpster dive but your fat ass won't get in.
2021-05-24 at 5:04 AM UTC
Hit up a soup kitchen or food pantry
Alternatively, order pizza then rob the nigga 4 they pizza
2021-05-24 at 5:47 AM UTC
order the 4000 calorie pizza from americas diner or whatever the place you steal from