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Im fucking hungry but dont have shit to eat..

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Shud i order a 1 pound burger and fries?
  2. #2
    See if your neighbors have any unattended pets wandering around
  3. #3
    Nile bump
    Ur fat and gross, maybe have a shower 🚿🚿 and not a burger.
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Nile Ur fat and gross, maybe have a shower 🚿🚿 and not a burger.

    Im fit and handsome. Ur stinky and rail-thin, Injun.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    i have a pork roast perfectly roasted sitting on the stove,, i think i'kk go make a samich and put it up.
    thanks for makin me think about it
  6. #6
    You could regurgitate what little is in your stomach and eat it again. Recycle the missed nutrients.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT i have a pork roast perfectly roasted sitting on the stove,, i think i'kk go make a samich and put it up.
    thanks for makin me think about it

    fuck you.
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could regurgitate what little is in your stomach and eat it again. Recycle the missed nutrients.

    great idea. im doin it.
  9. #9
    Kev Space Nigga
    you could lose some weight anyway, go a few days without, just keep hydrated.
  10. #10
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by WellHung fuck you.

    lol eat ur fukin heart out nigger
  11. #11
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I'd say dumpster dive but your fat ass won't get in.
  12. #12
    Hit up a soup kitchen or food pantry

    Alternatively, order pizza then rob the nigga 4 they pizza
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    order the 4000 calorie pizza from americas diner or whatever the place you steal from
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