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  1. I am laying in bed trying to summon strength bc despite sleeping for 5 hours im still slightly drunk. Gonna take my stoner neighbor to breakfast for being nice enough to trim my tree while i was at work,
  2. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I've slept 34 out of the last 48 hours
  3. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I missu on telegram bb

    Which channel?
  4. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Seeking entertainment but y'all ain't giving it out
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I got my tractor stuck bad this morning, in a bad place with no help available.
    so as I was smokin a joint and relaxing on the couch I remembered a video I saw on YOU TUBE where this gook lookin rice growin fucker had berried his tractor and he chained a log to his back wheel so it was sticking out about a foot on both ends like a spoke on a wagon wheel and he drove right out of the mud hole he was in.

    so I cut a log and chained to the wheel and gave it a try it broke the log but I let it spin till the other end hooked up and then I used the bucket to help it crawl out of the mud,, it worked perfect


    thats not me,, nor is it the first guy I saw do it
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  6. WellHung Black Hole
    breaking the chains around me.
  7. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://usa.polishhearts.com/en/llollaa
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Seeking entertainment but y'all ain't giving it out

    I would totally come over and fuck you like no man ever has ,,, If I didnt live so far away
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat https://usa.polishhearts.com/en/llollaa


    fuck that little slut, son.
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  10. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Emily-Wilder-Associated-Press-Israel-Palestine-AP-16192391.php
  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i domt get whats the big deal who cares?
  12. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by WellHung fuck that little slut, son.
  13. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    at least she aint nina adach who gets around in warsaw doe...
  14. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    wat is it with students these dwys? guuuyz?
    https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=804920
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Blackface
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai I… I can't even take credit. I didn't post that. I was asleep. I wouldn't even have known about it if you hadn't thanked it. Goddamnit, scronny.

    hehehehehehe
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Brownface
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    jedi candy
  19. CandyRein Black Hole


    🤫
  20. Just got back from a shitty bar.

    Tfw a woman asks you on a date, and then you realize you never actually saw her whole face irl. And then you do and youre like holy fuck ive made a mistake.

    Yeah. That.
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