I am laying in bed trying to summon strength bc despite sleeping for 5 hours im still slightly drunk. Gonna take my stoner neighbor to breakfast for being nice enough to trim my tree while i was at work,
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I got my tractor stuck bad this morning, in a bad place with no help available. so as I was smokin a joint and relaxing on the couch I remembered a video I saw on YOU TUBE where this gook lookin rice growin fucker had berried his tractor and he chained a log to his back wheel so it was sticking out about a foot on both ends like a spoke on a wagon wheel and he drove right out of the mud hole he was in.
so I cut a log and chained to the wheel and gave it a try it broke the log but I let it spin till the other end hooked up and then I used the bucket to help it crawl out of the mud,, it worked perfect
thats not me,, nor is it the first guy I saw do it
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Originally posted by Meikai
I… I can't even take credit. I didn't post that. I was asleep. I wouldn't even have known about it if you hadn't thanked it. Goddamnit, scronny.
Tfw a woman asks you on a date, and then you realize you never actually saw her whole face irl. And then you do and youre like holy fuck ive made a mistake.
Yeah. That.
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