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    compare your house to a bigass mansion with statues and fountains and accept your life sucks cause you dont have that much and make a suicide pact with me. Watch "there will be bad blood" episode of american dad.

    Post last edited by Actor at 2017-03-30T01:25:31.658364+00:00
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like a small place because I can get everywhere quickly . I don't want to have to walk through the court yard and over a bridge and around the tennis courts to take a shit.
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    One day man the aliens are guna make me rich
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    Big brother
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by reject One day man the aliens are guna make me rich

    paki aliens will make you poor
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I like a small place because I can get everywhere quickly . I don't want to have to walk through the court yard and over a bridge and around the tennis courts to take a shit.

    that

    when i was a kid my parents had a big house and it was literally painful to answer the door or get the phone. there was a section of the house where up until a few years ago i had been in maybe a handful of times because it was too far to walk. no exaggerating...i literally got lost in the attic.

    no exaggeration: i would turn on the hot water for a shower, go make something to eat or watch TV, and thats how long it would take to heat up

    mowing the lawn and upkeep on the pool was suicidal-thought provoking. of course, after all the boys moved out they hired someone to do that shit.

    if i were a trillionaire id always live in a small house
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    If I were rich I'd have a small house, but a huge garage that I could keep like 12 cars in
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    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher If I were rich I'd have a small house, but a huge garage that I could keep like 12 cars in

    i like living in an apartment

    id probably just buy one of those missile bases from 21st century castles and spend my bux to turn it into my own little fortress/drug lab/shitposting vault

    lock it with a vault door, secure my property above ground with heavy surveillance, possibly make growhouses for weed and vegetables and shit. would be able to live all by my lonesome and never have to worry about being bothered
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    u dont do shit u will have forgot abuot ur fatasy plans by the time u gone thru colege
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    Which one, I have two.
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    The Dude Yung Blood
    Think I need you to tell me that
    We have gunfights 30 ft.from my front door
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    In 2014 I had lots of money saved up and sold pounds of weed, ounces of hash and dab(lled) in concentrates, had an outdoor grow operation set up and I was the only one in town doing legit mycology work, I was gonna start selling spore prints locally.

    Then I moved into the crack shack because this girl I know wanted me to grow weed there, but there was a disagreement and I didn't want to grow weed, I wanted to lay low and cook meth.

    It was a great property, right on the edge of town I could see mountains from my front door, I had trees, My cats ran around and owned the neighborhood. We grew weed in the backyard (and got ripped off) but it was a very chill spot. The basement had a trap door and there were all kinds of hidden rooms and cool spots to hide and do stuff. I miss that house so much, I gave them thousands of dollars and spent lots of my own money to live there but it was never enough.

    I refused to be part of their little conspiracy and the rest was out of my control.

    When I got arrested for arson I rattex'd hardcore and told the police all about the weed conspiracy insurance scam worth a million dollars while I was high as fuck on a lot of drugs and picked up with morphine and a tech pipe so they just let me go



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    bling bling Dark Matter
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    damn chill dude
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    Originally posted by Actor compare your house to a bigass mansion with statues and fountains and accept your life sucks cause you dont have that much and make a suicide pact with me. Watch "there will be bad blood" episode of american dad.

    Post last edited by Actor at 2017-03-30T01:25:31.658364+00:00

    Status isn't always about the biggest. Take NYC and California for instaces .. You don't get shit for your money in San Francisco. You can three times the house size in an upscale Dallas for half the price. Same with Manhattan or Brooklyn.

    To rent a garage for your car in San Francisco cost more then some decent 2 bedroom apartments in the midwest.

    So if I see a Mansion in California.. this is a Billionaire .. far to the opposite side of the gap. a millionaire in California is middle class. This isn't a pride speak.. this is "My life sucks right now". I used to own a house worth over a million and now through separation.. I live out of my car because of the flood of mother fuckers coming out here and driving prices up to that of Manhattan.
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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump In 2014 I had lots of money saved up and sold pounds of weed, ounces of hash and dab(lled) in concentrates, had an outdoor grow operation set up and I was the only one in town doing legit mycology work, I was gonna start selling spore prints locally.

    Then I moved into the crack shack because this girl I know wanted me to grow weed there, but there was a disagreement and I didn't want to grow weed, I wanted to lay low and cook meth.

    It was a great property, right on the edge of town I could see mountains from my front door, I had trees, My cats ran around and owned the neighborhood. We grew weed in the backyard (and got ripped off) but it was a very chill spot. The basement had a trap door and there were all kinds of hidden rooms and cool spots to hide and do stuff. I miss that house so much, I gave them thousands of dollars and spent lots of my own money to live there but it was never enough.

    I refused to be part of their little conspiracy and the rest was out of my control.

    When I got arrested for arson I rattex'd hardcore and told the police all about the weed conspiracy insurance scam worth a million dollars while I was high as fuck on a lot of drugs and picked up with morphine and a tech pipe so they just let me go




    Just a guess.. is that Northern California outside of Sacramento? that Butte in the valley near the Sierras? We went camping when I was a kid. Pinelake? can't find it on the map.

    Cops are involved with weed.. before it was legal and still. Not all cops obviously but cops don't snitch on cops so.
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