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Doug's Obituary

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/statesman/obituary.aspx?n=douglas-evan-monks&pid=198667583

    I tried to leave a message but it has to be reviewed :/
    And like most things these days it will probably be denied.

    Wasn't sure if anyone had shared it on NIS or not but we all loved the man and I know some of you want to see it.
    Just please don't be cunts.
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    We know
  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Holy crap.
    Doug's fam let me post that.
  4. #4
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Holy crap.
    Doug's fam let me post that.

    you told them?

    it was posted already and some members here said mean shit. mostly joking i dont think Hiki will look as playfull.
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "doug raped me"
  6. #6
    cigreting Dark Matter
    vegetable lasagna 😂
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  7. #7
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Why is there no mention of his daughter? Thsts kinda sad. His daughter has the same name as an ex gf of mine so I was expecting to be triggered but am instead left confused

    Even though he had given up his rights, when his daughter is older and she wants to know about her father, seeing her name in his obituary would give her a connection and a better sense of closure.

    I remember he posted a pic of her and she looked alot like him.

    What a shitty obit. All the people I know who've died over the last month (5ish) had better obituaries that mentioned things beyond the bare facts. Maybe it's his families catholicism buy thst obituary definitely left me wanting more
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  8. #8
    G African Astronaut
    It's not like Monks left an eventful legacy lol.
  9. #9
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    "Please visit sympathy store"

    I almost shot my phone when I read that. So tacky it made me angry
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  10. #10
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by G It's not like Monks left an eventful legacy lol.

    It's not like you're not a dumb fat old loser lol
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo Why is there no mention of his daughter? Thsts kinda sad. His daughter has the same name as an ex gf of mine so I was expecting to be triggered but am instead left confused

    Even though he had given up his rights, when his daughter is older and she wants to know about her father, seeing her name in his obituary would give her a connection and a better sense of closure.

    I remember he posted a pic of her and she looked alot like him.

    What a shitty obit. All the people I know who've died over the last month (5ish) had better obituaries that mentioned things beyond the bare facts. Maybe it's his families catholicism buy thst obituary definitely left me wanting more

    I think they intentionally left it kind of barebones because they didn't want to accidentally hint at the negative stuff. even if you liked him you have to admit he fucked up a lot, and catholics in general don't like to talk about the drugs and insanity that bubbled up especially toward the end
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  12. #12
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo It's not like you're not a dumb fat old loser lol

    12% body fat & excelling in all aspects of existence, you sad fucks amuse me lol.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra I think they intentionally left it kind of barebones because they didn't want to accidentally hint at the negative stuff. even if you liked him you have to admit he fucked up a lot, and catholics in general don't like to talk about the drugs and insanity that bubbled up especially toward the end

    Yeah, makes sense, I'm just comparing to people I've known with similar trajectories and their obituaries. No matter what it's never succinct and a breath of fresh air. Just thought it was lacking. Didn't even mention his cat or his love of music or anything. Just reads like purely a formality that someone who didn't know him wrote the night before.

    Besides all the drugs and insanity there was a lovable person there but nobody who reads that obituary will ever know that.

    For someone who could be described at times as happy go lucky (or happy go touchy) his demise has left no good feelings at all
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  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by G 12% body fat & excelling in all aspects of existence, you sad fucks amuse me lol.

    At least we are good for something, no?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Yeah, makes sense, I'm just comparing to people I've known with similar trajectories and their obituaries. No matter what it's never succinct and a breath of fresh air. Just thought it was lacking. Didn't even mention his cat or his love of music or anything. Just reads like purely a formality that someone who didn't know him wrote the night before.

    Besides all the drugs and insanity there was a lovable person there but nobody who reads that obituary will ever know that.

    For someone who could be described at times as happy go lucky (or happy go touchy) his demise has left no good feelings at all

    Beautifully articulated. That's exactly the problem..
  16. #16
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by G 12% body fat & excelling in all aspects of existence, you sad fucks amuse me lol.

    What a cringey fakepost. The worst part is you're ancient, dull and lack the self awareness to tell how pathetic you seem. You're like hikki if he gained 200lbs
  17. #17
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by cigreting vegetable lasagna 😂

    Yea, Im talking about you vegetable lasagna.
  18. #18
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo What a cringey fakepost. The worst part is you're ancient, dull and lack the self awareness to tell how pathetic you seem. You're like hikki if he gained 200lbs

    5'10 168 son, get w/ the times I haven't been near 200 in years lol.
  19. #19
    G African Astronaut
    My bad son 166 must a dropped a couple since Saturday.

  20. #20
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by G 5'10 168 son, get w/ the times I haven't been near 200 in years lol.

    Stop talking about your weight you dumb effeminate old ho, nobody cares about your insecurities go write them in your diary and wipe your menstruation juice with the pages you boring old dying creep
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