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Doug loved his kitties.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    But I would hate to see how he would hold a baby.

    God damn it Doug. I am trying to think of what to write on your memories and condolences page. I don't know of any wording to describe how awesome you were. I miss you bud.
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    Archie could open the gas on the stove and would do it for intimidation and as a total power play. Which might explain why he's in jail he's pretty sussy
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I will be wearing Bill Krozby's clothes this afternoon.
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    Originally posted by Fonaplats I will be wearing Bill Krozby's clothes this afternoon.

    Did he send you a pair of vintage Calvin Klein microfiber briefs
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Did he send you a pair of vintage Calvin Klein microfiber briefs

    Cheeseburgers sent me a t-shirt I think.
    It should be delivered today.
    Im hoping it doesn't turn out to be like the movie Mask.
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  6. #6
    That was nice of her, do you still have torts pants
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    But I would hate to see how he would hold a baby.

    God damn it Doug. I am trying to think of what to write on your memories and condolences page. I don't know of any wording to describe how awesome you were. I miss you bud.

    Flagged for PETA and SPCA. He in trouble now. Clearly intoxicated too
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Archie could open the gas on the stove and would do it for intimidation and as a total power play. Which might explain why he's in jail he's pretty sussy

    What if they thought he suicides by gas oven which is a real thing in the old days. He woke up and smelled gas, started to walk towards the oven door, opened it but was overwhelmed

    Cops: Yep, classic case

    Archie got away with murdering him as payback
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Cheeseburgers sent me a t-shirt I think.
    It should be delivered today.
    Im hoping it doesn't turn out to be like the movie Mask.

    I predict you and chzburger will hook up after you have a falling out with chell.. or not
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 That was nice of her, do you still have torts pants

    I have his entire uniform.
    He told me not to let it get wrinkled up but I shoved it in an ammo crate because it smells like malt liquor and weed.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I have his entire uniform.
    He told me not to let it get wrinkled up but I shoved it in an ammo crate because it smells like malt liquor and weed.

    awee. you saved a sentemental token. now whenever you pull it out to use as a memory -cum-rag.
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    No one gives a shit, go back to talking about your computer parts
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    But I would hate to see how he would hold a baby.

    God damn it Doug. I am trying to think of what to write on your memories and condolences page. I don't know of any wording to describe how awesome you were. I miss you bud.

    his chocke was firm and yet loving at the same time.

    - former victim
  14. #14
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Holy crap.
    Doug's fam let me post that.
    .
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    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    But I would hate to see how he would hold a baby.

    God damn it Doug. I am trying to think of what to write on your memories and condolences page. I don't know of any wording to describe how awesome you were. I miss you bud.

    Wow. A picture of him abusing his cat. Well done
  16. #16
    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    I remember that day on camera. Doug was picking up his cat by the skin and slamming it against the desk and walls and shit. He was drunk as fuck and spilled cheap beer all over the poor kitty while doing this.

    About two years ago he just switched out the cat he was posting pics of on this site and literally nobody noticed. I think he killed it.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Deanna Troi I remember that day on camera. Doug was picking up his cat by the skin and slamming it against the desk and walls and shit. He was drunk as fuck and spilled cheap beer all over the poor kitty while doing this.

    About two years ago he just switched out the cat he was posting pics of on this site and literally nobody noticed. I think he killed it.

    you have just made an unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings about your desire to be grabbed by the neck and slammed against the desk and walls and shit. additionally we can see your desire to be a human toilet
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    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by A College Professor you have just made an unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings about your desire to be grabbed by the neck and slammed against the desk and walls and shit. additionally we can see your desire to be a human toilet

    Literally didn't even read

    Can someone interesting post?
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    G African Astronaut
    He did get drunken rough w/ the cat on cam a few times, just keeping it real.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    lol i think he was trying to grab it by the scruff but was too shit faced
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