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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    a ticket to my dreams.
  2. Mature English Cheddar (aged 12yrs).

    Nothing but the best when it comes to cheese.
  3. G African Astronaut
    Arrived yesterday : 10 feet of channel drain for garage entry to avoid the moisture issue w/ moderate-heavy rains. Went w/ the galvanized grates for any future vehicle traffic.



    Plan to lay this week w/a dry well for catch basin.

  4. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Yesterday I had to buy a new battery for the old John Deere riding lawn mower. $20 (plus core or $12 core charge) at Wally World. I believe it was 230 cold cranking amps.
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Yesterday I had to buy a new battery for the old John Deere riding lawn mower. $20 (plus core or $12 core charge) at Wally World. I believe it was 230 cold cranking amps.

    Rural old-timers enjoy the heck out of riding lawnmowers.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. City folk prefer cheap Mexican labor when it comes to lawncare.
  7. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    14 horses

    1/4 acre

    suburbs

    Inherited when father died 15 years ago. Was probably 10-15 years old then. The only other things I've ever done to it was to replace the fuel line fil ter with a larger one "just because" as well as oil changes. I also bypassed that annoying seat kill switch. Converted to full synthetic oil.
  8. Ride on mower for 1/4 acre...talk about fucking lazy
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  9. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    The price was right!

    And, my neighbor has 4 80 foot oaks bordering my property and this thing is great for chopping up leaves.
  10. CandyRein Black Hole


    Pool net , 16 ft rod and scrub brush $85.00

    Summer fun.. priceless 💖
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    a post hole auger for my tractor,, 800 new but I got most of one for 150,, it needs a sheer pin and the auger bit
  12. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by stl1 The price was right!

    And, my neighbor has 4 80 foot oaks bordering my property and this thing is great for chopping up leaves.

    Oak trees 80 feet high? Oak trees usually only grow 30-40 feet I thought. they tend to be massive around the trunk. maybe thats a west coast black oak but they're usually not that high around here and they probably have some several hundred years old
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    a field nigger to replace Jerome, who got flogged to death.
  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Most Oak Trees where older than the city of Oakland (hense how it got its name after being named Brooklyn and changing it to Oakland)

    they're 30-35 feet tops

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  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    them is 50 feet nigger
  16. G African Astronaut
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Groceries, energy drinks, and two live basil plants.
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Incessant Groceries, energy drinks, and two live basil plants.

    fucking faggot.
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung fucking faggot.

    Go try to shit. Oh wait you can’t. Faggot.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by G

    seek ur status, Mr. Important. Ur special cuz ur upper crust cuz u got that little faggoty horse jockey on ur shirt.
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