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THis has been one of the best weekends of my life.

  1. #21
    Ghost Black Hole
    THE WEEKEND AINT OVER YET
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  2. #22
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Did your Momma really break her collar bone or you just being the usual weird; just say anything
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Bradley All women are sexy in their own personal, individual way.

    You howeverare not sexy in anyway due to your negative outlook.

    still lov u though MR

    I am not sexy; this is correct.

    I once attended a boasnian birthday party where the owner shut the gate to the property (which is within city limits mind you), got drunk, and was shooting a shotgun into the air. At some point some american dude approached my wife and I, and for some reason just wanted to say that I am one UGLY motherfucker. Proceeded to call the bosniaks pretty boys, all while saying that I look like the guy who would beat up rocky (whoever that may be).
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  4. #24
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Ghost THE WEEKEND AINT OVER YET

    and I still havnt been paid Unemployment in 3 fucking weeks.

    nor my stimulas. WTF is going on. Im broke. Im going to crash at your house, fool. Im coming to Toronto when I get my first ever Passport. then I might use it in the UK. I want to visit Portmierion Wales at Clough William Ellis place. you can rent hotels. I want to do what he did on my property if I ever get a large enough property. He makes half scale buildings of whimsical backdrops like Roman and Greek collums and british style satch roofs and shit like that

    the 1967 TV show The Prisoner used it to film at. about an MI6 agent having his brain erased and sent to a evil doctor island.

    then I want to hit some pubs in small english side towns before moving onto London. then Fly back to New York for a week and then a few nights in Vegas in a layover and back to OAKLAND, CALIFOR-NI-Aaaaa

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  5. #25
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Did your Momma really break her collar bone or you just being the usual weird; just say anything

    I woould not leave this website for any reason for 4 days unless

    Jail
    Death
    My Mom needs something and broke my phone after calling me annoying after hanging foor 4 days drunk as shit

    THAT'S IT
  6. #26
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Did your Momma really break her collar bone or you just being the usual weird; just say anything

    I woould not leave this website for any reason for 4 days unless

    Jail
    Death
    My Mom needs something and broke my phone after calling me annoying after hanging foor 4 days drunk as shit

    THAT'S IT....
  7. #27
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready and I still havnt been paid Unemployment in 3 fucking weeks.

    nor my stimulas. WTF is going on. Im broke. Im going to crash at your house, fool. Im coming to Toronto when I get my first ever Passport. then I might use it in the UK. I want to visit Portmierion Wales at Clough William Ellis place. you can rent hotels. I want to do what he did on my property if I ever get a large enough property. He makes half scale buildings of whimsical backdrops like Roman and Greek collums and british style satch roofs and shit like that

    the 1967 TV show The Prisoner used it to film at. about an MI6 agent having his brain erased and sent to a evil doctor island.

    then I want to hit some pubs in small english side towns before moving onto London. then Fly back to New York for a week and then a few nights in Vegas in a layover and back to OAKLAND, CALIFOR-NI-Aaaaa


    it's likee when rich men that are overweight pedophiles complain the grocery stoore doesn't take checks and I tell them too go fuck theemselves and goo intoo the other lane to not be molested/hassled by your retardation.
  8. #28
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready and I still havnt been paid Unemployment in 3 fucking weeks.

    nor my stimulas. WTF is going on. Im broke. Im going to crash at your house, fool. Im coming to Toronto when I get my first ever Passport. then I might use it in the UK. I want to visit Portmierion Wales at Clough William Ellis place. you can rent hotels. I want to do what he did on my property if I ever get a large enough property. He makes half scale buildings of whimsical backdrops like Roman and Greek collums and british style satch roofs and shit like that

    the 1967 TV show The Prisoner used it to film at. about an MI6 agent having his brain erased and sent to a evil doctor island.

    then I want to hit some pubs in small english side towns before moving onto London. then Fly back to New York for a week and then a few nights in Vegas in a layover and back to OAKLAND, CALIFOR-NI-Aaaaa


    and I only likeed yoour fucking posot cuz you said you're experien cing hard ship and can't eat away your problems

    i wish i could you a pack of cigarettes, a 40 and hang out with yoou in tinychat.

    ^ my dream
  9. #29
    Bradley Florida Man
    if u get reaelly poor coomee to Milwaukee Wiscnsonsin and i'll bu y yoou soome meal reeplacements. I will impreegnatee all of yoour female relatives ovoer the age of 17.
  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    but i need to be real, im kinda annoying but mean tooo soo u have to laugh with me or fight.
  11. #31
    Bradley Florida Man
    im noot vaxxed and i don't have aids.

    please do not use my shoower (Your adult daughter may with my supervisin)
  12. #32
    Bradley Florida Man
    1 week ago i was talking shit to convincted pedophile Paul Wozny about hoow he can no longer get an erection (removing the fun of finding little boys as he neeeds to takk the pill and wait 45-60 minutes (less if he has an empty stomach but that's fucking rare)) and he was telling me

    "What would you know about having sex with women anyway?" (Hoping I am also pedophilic peerhaps?

    So I had sex with like 4-5 women (one was a tranny) as soona as I snapped my finger and started flexing on hoes

    (I am not an ugly nigger likee s ome of u had mee beliving)

    i am not a rolmodoel
  13. #33
    Bradley Florida Man
    i can't wait to fuck th at gook oon the gas station, if i gete heer pregnant i will show her the posot fromo the first day i fell in love with her manila skin and vietkong chinky eyes and great persnoality!!!!!!!

    I love you La

    (Yes her namee is 2 letters, she is AZN how cool is that)

    I bet heer last namee is Chin

    Get it La Chin cuz she's kinda fat.

    <333333333333

    NOBDOY WANTED ME TO WIN AS BAD AS I WANTED ME TO WIN
  14. #34
    Bradley Florida Man
    i love hitting on girls at work cuz I KNOW THEY HAVE A FUCKING JOB AND SOOME MONEY

    ^ LIFE lesson

    <video>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0UY4Z4LdHg</video>
  15. #35
    Bradley Florida Man
    y didn't that fucking woork


    guysss im dumbasfu ck
  16. #36
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I am not sexy; this is correct.

    I once attended a boasnian birthday party where the owner shut the gate to the property (which is within city limits mind you), got drunk, and was shooting a shotgun into the air. At some point some american dude approached my wife and I, and for some reason just wanted to say that I am one UGLY motherfucker. Proceeded to call the bosniaks pretty boys, all while saying


    that I look like the guy who would beat up rocky (whoever that may be).



    Great post until yoou became everyon'es retarded drunk uncle no one wants bragging and telling liese at thanskgiving (and is the most likely pereson too commit a mooleestation)
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Bradley

    Great post until yoou became everyon'es retarded drunk uncle no one wants bragging and telling liese at thanskgiving (and is the most likely pereson too commit a mooleestation)

    Am I the only one who gets called that ugly? Feels bad man.
  18. #38
    Bradley Florida Man
    no i am really ugly i havea receeding hairlinee, i look like mr burns if he was lil youngere

    sometimes i think i look lik homer simpson

    I am really ugly in my heart to my enemies and an OK person to my people and if i ever took u on a missioon oor said i loved you, if you have a probleem with anyone i don't know, it is my probleem

    My niggas enemies are my eneemies and I take care of my frieends mom's no matter what.

    i ate the pussy, im not ashameed of shit i was really nervous and noot immediately hard

    (I"m gay and like brown peoople so having sex with a fat white bitch i knew since 3rd grade when redacted moved here)

    i didraelly good bro
  19. #39
    Bradley Florida Man
    my mom texted me and said she loves mee and accepts my apology
  20. #40
    Bradley Florida Man
    i look like ghost if he wasn't retarded, not rat face, not canadian and attractive

    i can't wait too go walk tomorrow, I hope Black Julia is walking toomrrow between 1-3 (When I like to walk too) and wants to goo for a walk with a good looking white STUD


    if u were a girl you'd want to date me - (A REAL QUOTE FROM FUCKING RATFACE !)
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