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THis has been one of the best weekends of my life.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    My mom broke her collarbone on Thursday morning/Wednesday night while showering. (PLease pray for brad's mom)

    Bradley's Mom = Give Prayers

    QUICK MIX READY = CONVICTED PEDOPHILE PAUL WOZNY FROM WISCONSIN BRADLEY "kNEW" IN PRISON

    I purchased according to my debit card statement
    1x 30 Packs Milwaukee's Best Light
    1x 15 Milwaukee Best ICe
    10x 4packs of steel reserve/hurricane/211
    2x Red's Apple Ale (SOur Apple Flavor)
    2x Red Apple Ale

    I"m soberish right now and I drank a 40 on the walk home.

    I fucked my friend (Best frien d growing up) redacted's fat mom on Friday/ Before I left I asked her how old redacted's sister is (17, why brad? Jesus.) haha, she's half black ;))))))))))

    we been eating shrimp, grilled cheese, lean cuisines, pizza with extra mushrooms on it, and just steady drinking

    I did all the weeeding around the house (With a hoe and rake)

    i walked her dog everyday 5 miles (That's when I sawredacted mom standing outside and asked her if she wanted a beer (She didn't) or cock (She did)

    lol

    i pissed myself once but no one noticed.

    my mom straight up has 0 beers left at her house

    she got drunk and threw my new phone at me breaking it (That's why I Havne't posted)

    i'm also missing
    My camo small backpack, 12-14grammes of weed, my ID, food stamps card, old bank card, my dab cart charger, my quick clot and first aid (I carry quick clot everywher nigga) however I di come up on the following items:

    4 mask,
    getting a ride to mcdonalds and a value meal from my friends dad who is a tranny i will fuck soon
    made my mom super happy

    i got her these 2 shower handles and a card

    my mom broke my phone :(

    she said "YOu are so fucking annoying Bradley it's unreal"

    and told em not to come back :(

    BUt i have to cuz i have 1 family member and she has 1 family member

    i won 40$ gambling on dice in the low incomes (Where redacted's fatas mom lives)

    o and if i didn't mention it, i got to fuck redacted's mom
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    ill never tell a lie too a bitch tho

    river dap gang let these nuts hang
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    oh and i saw my future baby mama, she's a fat chink at the gas station
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    sorry gook she is vietnamese (I asked)

    she asked me what i was, I said thee truth

    "White."

    likee German?

    "No. American White."

    shee asked me how i feel about backing thee blue, i said fuck thee police and she laughed cuz iw as in my red and black suit and threw up the river dap when i winked at her

    (THee OK symbool over your dominant eye, unless you're holding soomthing then you may throw it up on the left)
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    i was just about to say the same thing and then you showed up
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    shout out to that nigga BradleyB
    one of the oonly niggas i publically fuck wit

    i aint talkin swishers but i got soome niggas that only sell sticks

    i got soomee niggas that only pull whipps

    i got niggas who'll put u in zip
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    My rooommate was in the showeer with all the dooors open when i got homee (I'm having a long day)

    so I just went and hollared at her

    she did not want to have sex with me

    I will try again next week when i'm not all sweaty and nasty looking and drunk
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    i might be drunk
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    Pix of redacteds mom
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    I goot 16 minutes too go buy some beer folks, c u all very soon.

    SOMEONE THROW UP A CHATROOM TWOSEVEN.XYZ
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    what kind of sandwiches can you make besides grilled cheese ones
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Pix of redacteds mom


    Two year old photo, the girl is 17 1/2 (Turns 18 in Octoober i think)
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost what kind of sandwiches can you make besides grilled cheese ones

    1 butter sammich (my mom and i split it)

    1 avacado sammich (Just white breead adn an avacado spread)

    1 piece of burnt tooast (no oone wanted the second pieece,e soo i gave it to my dog)

    i think i left my backpack at that lady's house but i'll never gete it back cuz i had a half ounce i was smoking oout of :PP

    worth it

    will come back
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    Everyone in the low income hoousing has sex with any good looking nman whose walking around throowing up gang signs, drunk as shit, loves fighting, has a toon oof weed, and wants to fuck moms

    "lowo hanging fruit folks"
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    10/10 weekend everyone
  16. #16
    Damn son; there is nothing sexy about what I see, but there is something to the whole thing about fucking a friends mom.

    I used to know a dude like that, who fucked non only his own mother, but his best friends mother too. He lived in an RV with his mom and was not doing much in life. It seems to me that these types of people are the ones who fuck the most, simply because they will fuck anything, even a dog.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    Not gonna have sex with a doog oor know any dog fuckers (like u)
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    All women are sexy in their own personal, individual way.

    You howeverare not sexy in anyway due to your negative outlook.

    still lov u though MR
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    I gotta goo too work in 2 1/2 hours and drive a bunch and im kinda drunk

    I did noot go purchase beer before 9pm (9pm cut off in my heemisphere) it is 910pm,


    LOVOE GETTING PUSSY < LOVOE GTTING PAID

    but tonight imma do boff

    instead of walking too thee gas stationo i masturbated to ANAL DESTRUCTION or soome shit at full voolume cuz i wanted my rooommate too know what i am dooing

    +1 sex appeal bringing me to a number so high, nigga, i wanna jack off AGAIN before work

    but not everyone gonna love me for it

    like I tell otohers

    if I ever wronged u, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
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    Bradley Florida Man
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