2021-05-11 at 2:09 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by A College Professor
WEEEEEEEEEL PIG FUCKERS, LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL KROLO THREAD
I love you. You're so underrated as both a poster and as a person. I want to help you garden your prized ficuses
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2021-05-11 at 2:15 AM UTC
Luigi IS A PRIZED FICUS. Always has been, always will be.
2021-05-11 at 2:16 AM UTC
Oscar the Grouch enters the chat
2021-05-11 at 2:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
Did you know on the original season of sesame Street oscar the grouch would jab the other Muppets with dirty needles when they interacted with him? It was part of a campaign to get kids not to play in trash and be careful of dirty needles. It's on that new documentary about sesame Street. Pretty wild. Also I made this whole post up
Did you know Oscar the grouch was originally going to be Oscar the Pouch and he was going to be a literal pouch Muppet that people could hop into but the guy doing the Muppet got mad and just wanted to do something else so they started calling him Oscar the grouch and then the rest is history did you know that?
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2021-05-11 at 2:35 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Also the original big bird was a generic Muppet in a trenchcoat who would turn his back to the camera and flash the children and Muppets before running away and the theme of the episode was always to catch him (with letter and number themed puzzles along the way, sometimes implied to be shaved into his pubic hair) before he flashed his "big bird" at anyone else.
With so much riding on this plot device, when the network nixed the sesame street flasher (while central park, Sesame streets NYC counter part was overrun with tales of daylight flashers and gropers) the writers needed to keep a character named "big bird" to keep scripts intact. Eventually after trying various other "big bird" characters that were not implied to have enlarged genitalia, they settled on the simplest solution: a giant bird and thus the big bird you know and love today was born
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2021-05-11 at 2:53 AM UTC
Lol oh my god * slams door 🙃
2021-05-11 at 12:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Xlite
Someone's butthurt.
If you lived with someone who was constantly trying to stick things up your ass your butt would hurt too, but something actually tells me you know exactly what I mean.
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2021-05-11 at 12:21 PM UTC
Lol. Lanny stop being weird 🙃
2021-05-11 at 12:36 PM UTC
I was going to tell the story of Oscar the Couch, but forget it.
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2021-05-11 at 1:23 PM UTC
I can't imagine laying in bed next to Lanny.
It is akward just thinking about it.
Isn't he like 5'1"??
2021-05-11 at 2:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
I can't imagine laying in bed next to Lanny.
It is akward just thinking about it.
Isn't he like 5'1"??
Well I would hope that it would be awkward for you to imagine laying in bed next to Lanny bc he’s a man and not due to his height. Fag.
But he’s 5’11”...on a good day
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2021-05-11 at 2:41 PM UTC
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2021-05-11 at 2:41 PM UTC
§m£ÂgØL has the same body as a sweetn saltnbutter potatah I just found in the back of the fridge
