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  1. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by frala “I have no room to point out but I’m going to write a novel about my opinion anyways” lol





    Originally posted by frala Listen the only person whose opinion matters to me is Lanny

    Not your Mom or anyone else? that sounds creepy. Poor Lanny. He's too afraid to leave you.

    Originally posted by frala and the last time I checked you are not him

    Yes I am. "We're all Lanny. Trianglist!"

    Originally posted by frala he and I had sex this weekend

    Ewww.. Didnt ask.

    Originally posted by frala ate lobster on Sunday

    Joo Sin

    Originally posted by frala and didn’t give a fuck about anything you just said as we were laying on the beach retaining water…er getting drunk.

    lol. I had to look it up. I forgot a tiny part of Alabama had a beach. how's that BP spill going on down there?

    Gulf State Park?
  2. Originally posted by mmQ Oh the cops are knocking at my door because I pretended to kill myself ill BRB kthxbai

    You're not going to post EeeeeeeeEEEEEEe pray for you next, are you?
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    EeeeeeeeEEEEEEe pray for you
  4. Originally posted by mmQ EeeeeeeeEEEEEEe pray for you

    Let me know when you're dead and I'll make a couple dozen threads about your ultimate demise.
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just know when these niggers say u r dead I won't believe them even if they show me ur corps
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Let me know when you're dead and I'll make a couple dozen threads about your ultimate demise.

    I'm already dead.
  7. Originally posted by mmQ I'm already dead.

    You're typing long distance?
  8. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready





    Not your Mom or anyone else? that sounds creepy. Poor Lanny. He's too afraid to leave you.



    Yes I am. "We're all Lanny. Trianglist!"



    Ewww.. Didnt ask.



    Joo Sin



    lol. I had to look it up. I forgot a tiny part of Alabama had a beach. how's that BP spill going on down there?

    Gulf State Park?

    My Mom is dead...but I really just meant regarding the forum. You literally said I wasn’t haven’t sex so um yeah if you didn’t wanna know don’t bring it up lol. The oil spill was like 11 years ago.

    You need a new brain.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're typing long distance?

    I am not able to make out whether this is a question asked for fun or a very serious one. If it is really a serious one, let people who know psychology or psychiatry handle it.

    I will handle this question assuming that it is asked for fun.

    It may be okay for you to believe you are already dead, but it is highly doubtful whether it will be okay for you if others too start treating you as dead!

    Let us assume that you tell your closest ones that you strongly believe you are dead. Suppose they say, “Quite fine; Where have you kept your will? Okay, will look into it later; first things first. We will get the ice box. You lie in it till all our relatives come and pay respects. We will call the priest and make arrangements for your funeral. Thank God! You informed promptly; otherwise this place will be stinking like hell!” What will be your reaction?!

    Let me share with you a funny story narrated by Amma (Mata Amritanandamayi):

    Once a death procession was going on. People carrying the coffin heard a knocking sound from inside. The procession stopped; when they listened intently they heard “ Open the box; I am not dead! I am suffocating inside! Open, open…”

    Some people got scared. The son of the dead person came close to the coffin and shouted, “Sorry, we can't believe you; the doctor had already done all the checking, declared you were dead and issued the dead certificate also. The priest has already done the ceremonies and allowed your soul to rest in peace. Sorry. We can't help. “

    The proceeded to the cemetery and buried the coffin!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    lala,,






















































    nevermind
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Originally posted by mmQ The proceeded to the cemetery and buried the coffin!

    Some people just can't admit their mistakes.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Some people just can't admit their mistakes.

    Unlike you and me who always admit our mistakes.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've actually never made a mistake but if I did I would absolutely admit it.
  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by frala My Mom is dead…but I really just meant regarding the forum. You literally said I wasn’t haven’t sex so um yeah if you didn’t wanna know don’t bring it up lol. The oil spill was like 11 years ago.

    You need a new brain.

    First off. I am truly sorry about the passing of your Mom. I didnt mean to be insensitive towards that

    but 11 years? they still have problems up in North Western coastal reason because of the Alaskan Valdez spill from early 80s. oil doesnt go away that easy. especially in water.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm in Love with this girl at the store by my house and I had to get toilet paper and went there and started talking to her, then got scared and left without getting anything and she was like "didn't find what you were looking for?" And I walked our shamefully without toilet paper.

    I should go back and slam it on the counter and say "I got all this because IM THE SHIT" and she will cringe but I'll raep her anyway. Out back after offering to tip her if she helps put all those shit tickets in my truck. Just a quick tase and a tape and then she's all dazed and raped CUZ DATS HOWIE DO IT FAMMMO
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm in Love with this girl at the store by my house and I had to get toilet paper and went there and started talking to her, then got scared and left without getting anything and she was like "didn't find what you were looking for?" And I walked our shamefully without toilet paper.

    I should go back and slam it on the counter and say "I got all this because IM THE SHIT" and she will cringe but I'll raep her anyway. Out back after offering to tip her if she helps put all those shit tickets in my truck. Just a quick tase and a tape and then she's all dazed and raped CUZ DATS HOWIE DO IT FAMMMO

    You should use one of my personal best pick-up lines which always works in any scenario "hey you're really cute do you have any toilet paper for sale because I'd buy some from you if you did."
  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm in Love with this girl at the store by my house and I had to get toilet paper and went there and started talking to her, then got scared and left without getting anything and she was like "didn't find what you were looking for?" And I walked our shamefully without toilet paper.

    I should go back and slam it on the counter and say "I got all this because IM THE SHIT" and she will cringe but I'll raep her anyway. Out back after offering to tip her if she helps put all those shit tickets in my truck. Just a quick tase and a tape and then she's all dazed and raped CUZ DATS HOWIE DO IT FAMMMO

    ah yes, the famous H.E.B. ( thats a grocery store, for you Yanks ) Tek
  18. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm in Love with this girl at the store by my house and I had to get toilet paper and went there and started talking to her, then got scared and left without getting anything and she was like "didn't find what you were looking for?" And I walked our shamefully without toilet paper.

    I should go back and slam it on the counter and say "I got all this because IM THE SHIT" and she will cringe but I'll raep her anyway. Out back after offering to tip her if she helps put all those shit tickets in my truck. Just a quick tase and a tape and then she's all dazed and raped CUZ DATS HOWIE DO IT FAMMMO

    How getting toilet paper can turn into a rape charge.
  19. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Yeah, dont want to virtue signal or anything but...


    "I wasss just kidding. And that your Honor.."
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Stop gaslighting me totse!
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