2021-05-06 at 7:29 AM UTC
your dildos by hand or do you use the dishwasher? also does he bleach his anus after waxing by a professional or do you do it for him with a home DIY kit?
also youre living in sin you know this, right?
2021-05-06 at 11:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
your dildos by hand or do you use the dishwasher? also does he bleach his anus after waxing by a professional or do you do it for him with a home DIY kit?
also youre living in sin you know this, right?
We just toss them out in the backyard to air dry. We learned a lot during THE COVID and apparently sunlight kills a lot of germs. I don’t think Lanny would appreciate me painting a landscape of his anus for you though so let’s stop there.
Also yes thank you for taking such great interest in our home life. You’ll be happy to know (or maybe you won’t) we are aware we are living in sin and find it quite enjoyable.
We are also aware you too are living in sin but simply don’t give a fuck. TTFN.
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2021-05-06 at 11:58 AM UTC
Oh in that case I’ll send pics.
2021-05-06 at 12:07 PM UTC
Whats the difference between a painting of a b-hole and a painting of a landscape of a b-hole?
2021-05-06 at 12:15 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
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y'all are all sick people
2021-05-06 at 12:18 PM UTC
Oh please. Like you haven’t seen Ricky’s butt trees.
2021-05-06 at 12:54 PM UTC
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2021-05-06 at 12:57 PM UTC
Hey Frala, plan on getting any abortions lately?
2021-05-06 at 1:29 PM UTC
the landscape b-hole are plenty yet a portrait b-hole is very large. goatse large
2021-05-06 at 1:42 PM UTC
think of portrait being about quality b-hole over quantity b-hole
2021-05-06 at 1:56 PM UTC
this is disgusting. you all should be ashamed. Grown adults with poop humoour
2021-05-06 at 1:59 PM UTC
The butthole is supposed to be sacred.
2021-05-06 at 2:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
think of portrait being about quality b-hole over quantity b-hole
I'm thinking about that right now.
Anyway I decided to ask my African American friend Jeeves. He told me that portrait orientation can make the subject feel more imposing, even regal. And, because you're closer, it can give the image more of an intimate feel. In contrast, using landscape mode can make the subject feel smaller, perhaps even vulnerable. But, it could also provide context that would make it seem grander.
So now it makes sense why lanyard might not want a landscape drawing of his b-hole as it would come across less regal and rather impersonal.
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