What does God look like?

1. 2021-04-26 at 12:16 AM UTC

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   Worf, son of Mogh Houston
   ?
2. 2021-04-26 at 12:23 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   He looks like a man, but you can't look directly at him or you'll die.
3. 2021-04-26 at 12:23 AM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   A sight no eye could see.
4. 2021-04-26 at 12:32 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   We were created in his image. That's why the fallen angels were so jealous of us and rebelled and why Satan tricked Eve.
5. 2021-04-26 at 2:02 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   He has a Fro
6. 2021-04-26 at 2:04 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   
7. 2021-04-26 at 2:11 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   [OBJ]
8. 2021-04-26 at 11:05 AM UTC

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   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   The quantum wavefunction is god. Here is what he looks like:
9. 2021-04-26 at 11:08 AM UTC

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   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   Show schrodinger equation
10. 2021-04-26 at 12:57 PM UTC

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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Like Allah
11. 2021-04-26 at 1:02 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    A very old man, he likely has a wife who appears about half his age (early 50s) but is in fact almost as old as he is.
12. 2021-04-26 at 4:26 PM UTC

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    Worf, son of Mogh Houston

    Originally posted by Bradley A very old man, he likely has a wife who appears about half his age (early 50s) but is in fact almost as old as he is.

    
    How do you know he isn't a womens?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Robert Mugabe
13. 2021-04-26 at 4:45 PM UTC

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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Worf, son of Mogh How do you know he isn't a womens?

14. 2021-04-26 at 5:07 PM UTC

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    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Worf, son of Mogh How do you know he isn't a womens?

    
    Because he wouldn't have made women weak and stupid if he was
15. 2021-04-26 at 6:53 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Worf, son of Mogh ?

    
    I've posted my pics before.
16. 2021-04-26 at 9:15 PM UTC

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    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've posted my pics before.

    
    No you haven't.
17. 2021-04-26 at 10:28 PM UTC

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    Worf, son of Mogh Houston

    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Because he wouldn't have made women weak and stupid if he was

    
    My theory is he turned into a woman after creating Eve. sHe got so mad when that bitch started eating apples even though she set the trap by creating the serpent and apples to begin with, then never gets over it. sHe holds a grudge and starts punishing humanity when they try to spend time away from her. Made childbirth painful for Eve for being a backstabbing, snake-loving whore, and later on reduces human lifespan from hundreds of years to like 110 if you're really really lucky. Eventually just GHOSTS humanity and stops communicating directly. God is a toxic girlfriend and we need to break up with her for the good of mankind.