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Some piece of shit sideswiped and dented my new car
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2021-04-26 at 12:52 PM UTCtarget sux its literally overpriced for ppl who r too rich or lazy t get shit from wal mart
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2021-04-26 at 1:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I zoomed in on the door and it most certainly does in fact have 2 small rust spots.
Weird because I have never seen plastic rust before.
Also weird because your timeline doesn't add up about how your dirty brush scratched car you didn't take off roading that has all the signs of being taken off roading which you later admit you took off roading that got sideswiped by another vehicle that left no paint transfer and is entirely made out of bushes leaving only a mark where you hit a bush even though you claim that you didn't and this all happened because some asian lady hit you at Target :/
If you report this to your insurance company they are going to ask you "Why didn't you just say you hit a bush?"
I guarantee it.
off of a paved road does not mean off roading
its plastic panels over metal. its not rust, its red clay which is iron rich which is why its a rust color.
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2021-04-26 at 1:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That' doesn't look like damage done by a car, The wheel arches would be mangled for one as they stick out further. It does look like damage you'd see if you had driven through bushes.
not true. if they paralelled it the panels bevel out just slightly. they rubbed and caused scratching. and as they were trying to turn their wheel to move away they pushed that back door in jus slightly.
its not worth telling my insurance just so they can jack up my rates. ill buff it out with my cock wax. -
2021-04-26 at 1:22 PM UTC
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2021-04-26 at 1:23 PM UTCur pain is my pleasure, BugsyBoo. ⚘❤
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2021-04-26 at 1:30 PM UTC
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2021-04-26 at 2:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready not true. if they paralelled it the panels bevel out just slightly. they rubbed and caused scratching. and as they were trying to turn their wheel to move away they pushed that back door in jus slightly.
its not worth telling my insurance just so they can jack up my rates. ill buff it out with my cock wax.
They are still too superficial to be caused by another car hitting you...2000lbs vs coke can metal = more than light scratches...more likely a shopping cart incident. -
2021-04-26 at 2:07 PM UTCI think you hit your bush with a shopping cart and the car saw everything. BUt he aint no snitch.
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2021-04-26 at 3 PM UTCI can't wait for the movie version "Assault of the Killer Bushes".
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2021-04-26 at 3:07 PM UTCFor the longest time I wouldn't let exwife #2 drive my car because...women drivers. A WEEK after I finally let her use it she called me up and said she had 2 flats...I asked how the fuck she got 2 flats...anyway, while I was calling around trying to get a tow truck she shows up at home..
I said "how the hell did you get home"
She "Someone pushed me"
me "what do you mean...someone pushed you 3 miles home??"
she "yes, with their truck"
me "WHAT...I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING"
Went outside...2 flats, 2 destroyed rims, rear bumper destroyed from being pushed by a truck,
Scratches like the ones posted here on BOTH sides...
I was near death at this point due to the internal rage inside me, closest I've ever come to hitting a woman..
I said...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
her "I don't know I just felt a bump".
me "A FUCKING BUMP?!?!?!?!?! WHAT ABOUT THE SCRATCHES ON BOTH SIDES???? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE DRIVEN'T THROUGH A FOREST OR SOME SHIT"
her "don't yell at me it's not my fault".
$2k later it was fixed.
6 months later she showed up with the hood mangled up.
"I drove into someone, it was their fault they stopped too quick"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-04-26 at 3:26 PM UTCSo someone literally pushed her car home with a truck?
I wonder how the conversation went. -
2021-04-26 at 3:36 PM UTCI think the words "You stupid bitch!" were muttered.
These words were responded to with "I want a divorce...and the house, motherfucker!"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-04-26 at 3:45 PM UTClol i got my girlfriend on my carrier and they gave me a new phone for adding it. A11 Samsung which were like 499 new at the time and she fucking loses it ghe next day. i gave her my old ass note 3 samsung which is still nice and i bought a double size battery and case for it. she left it twice at a mall she lost the A11 and thankfully got it back twice
i would of got that second wife an old beat up running on its last leg and tell her, if you drive 3 years no accidents ill lease you a kia -
2021-04-26 at 3:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by stl1 I can't wait for the movie version "Assault of the Killer Bushes".
Anita Rosenburg.directed this and wrote the script for modern girls with Virginia Madison.
I like Eddy Deezen.. he does a lot of these goofy films.
80s had some of the cringiest films. it was popular to make cheesey films back then. especially late 80s -
2021-04-26 at 3:57 PM UTCHey, that's some Oscar worthy cinematography right there!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-26 at 4 PM UTCi love watching cheesey cult films at times. theres some great ass ets for visual enjoyment as well
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2021-04-26 at 4:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson For the longest time I wouldn't let exwife #2 drive my car because…women drivers. A WEEK after I finally let her use it she called me up and said she had 2 flats…I asked how the fuck she got 2 flats…anyway, while I was calling around trying to get a tow truck she shows up at home..
I said "how the hell did you get home"
She "Someone pushed me"
me "what do you mean…someone pushed you 3 miles home??"
she "yes, with their truck"
me "WHAT…I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING"
Went outside…2 flats, 2 destroyed rims, rear bumper destroyed from being pushed by a truck,
Scratches like the ones posted here on BOTH sides…
I was near death at this point due to the internal rage inside me, closest I've ever come to hitting a woman..
I said…WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
her "I don't know I just felt a bump".
me "A FUCKING BUMP?!?!?!?!?! WHAT ABOUT THE SCRATCHES ON BOTH SIDES???? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE DRIVEN'T THROUGH A FOREST OR SOME SHIT"
her "don't yell at me it's not my fault".
$2k later it was fixed.
6 months later she showed up with the hood mangled up.
"I drove into someone, it was their fault they stopped too quick"
heheheh...
this is where I've always teased you, Jboo... on: whata "picker" you've had! -
2021-04-26 at 4:07 PM UTC
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2021-04-26 at 4:09 PM UTCJiggle Booty used to like "Tits On A Stick" back when he was young and virile.
Nowadays he settles for fat hos. -
2021-04-26 at 5:53 PM UTC
