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For the Third Spring (In a row) I am falling in love with my ex and it always ends terribly.

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Bradley But I told her that's cool because I don't have sex with women, only other men.

    Lol did you really
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  2. #22
    Ghost Black Hole
    did you say something about fortnite
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just burn her/him alive so you dont have to think about it anymore. Find a new one off craigslist.
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  4. #24
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost did you say something about fortnite

    Is that the gay PubG for kids with ADHD and a compulsion to build?

    Neither her and I play video games much but she do play GTA5 & Fortnite

    IDGAF i got like 30 amauer pole dancing videos and like webcam based pornos.

    I have big white cawk. Church service in my area is in 3 1/2 hours. I'm going to start going to church, gentlemen. Not because I believe in some dumb kike shit, but because over months of solitary confinement (not all at once) and years of doing time. I've memorized the Christian faith well enough that I think I can pick up bitches.

    My town is like 12,000 people and i grew up here and everyone thinks I am evil or crazy or "a bad man." right ready to hear what i'mma hit these fags with:

    "Jesus came into my life a week ago when i was most alone, i haven't been to church in my life, and I Just felt a calling to the word of Jesus Christ and needed to find it. I tried asking the like the Jehova's Witnesses or Mormons to come with and they kept talking about another testament of jesus christ, or their book of jesus, it didn't sit well with me so i came here."

    Then after having my born again CHristian moment, i suddenly LEARNED TEH ENTIRE RELIGION IN THE COURSE OF A MONTH

    But... I kinda wanna do this sample of tweak I got. So we're gonna put this on the backburner.

    Also shout out to the comments:

    Did I really? Yes. I say some of the most vile and fucked up shit to people. Especially when I give up on them after years.

    My ex called the cops on me (Twice, claiming i had her ID and social security card and the other time because pornography of her showed up on the internet (i had verbal permission but not in writng) and both times my lawyer fielded the call.

    Insulted my god repeatedly (She found out it bothered me one time years ago, and then tried to use as her go to everytime as nothing else bothered me at the time, now that doesn't either lol)

    Unfortunately I lost my phone during a grindr date and uh i bricked it and it was never turned on or returned.

    Realistically though, I know this is gonna be like fucked up to say.

    Men who are used to getting fucked in the ass by anything/anyone aren't really good lays bro. Like I didn't know this since the majority of men i've had gay sex with I didn't find on apps for gay sex, I found them in like the social circles of the people i make money off, or in schools, or like work places, or even facebook. These aren't usually people who just get fucked all day everyday like on Grindr or previously Men for Men Craigslist (Which was NOT a goldmine ever)

    IDK. She said on a comment on my facebook she'd rather kill herself then read another one of my comments and got blocked for 30 days from posting, so she said i did it lol, then i got banned for 30 days for telling people the covid vaccine was gonna kill them in the 40s and that they just traded half their life away for not having the 2020 flu variant

    10/10 I do this. I'm livng life. I'm cuttin up.

    The tranny at the self check out at walmart is afraid of me now after my fight, I can tell. :(

    It makes me sad that she is nervous of me after I arm barred that employee who accused me of stealing. She wasnn't that hot but i could tell she never been fucked by YO MAN RANDY SAVAGE

    I'll say this though, I don't feel bad for shit.
  5. #25
    Bradley Florida Man
    i'mma meet a nice church girl one day, take a candle over to her, and after she unwraps the plastic off the candle (Figure long, tapered 11" cahndle), i'm going to kiss her, then THEN I will take the candle and I will lube it up and i will insert this candle into her nice church girl butt

    and who knows maybe i fall in love and do the right thing and free myself from the shackles and the evil that is my soul at present entangled in this

    IDFK the other thing I need to do is move the fuck away.

    New Facebook, new haircut, gonna throw away any shirt hat doesn't have a button on it, go buy myself a dozen pairs of slacks from the GoodWill a pair of loafers and go move down south, set my sobriety at more than a year, and start going to AA meetings in a major metropolitan area.

    Things I Will avoid:
    Telling people I have been to prison twice and my previous involvement with criminality.
    Telling people I have any family or friends or an accurate place that I am from.
    Telling people I have am a homosexual man that's looking for a come up.

    I also think telling people I don't drive because I have had two or three seizures in the last ten years and am afraid of hurting others while driving will make me seem like a good person who cares rather than a loser who just gets drunk and smushes into stuff.

    I think it's time to start selling stuff boys and working on getting the fuck outta here and down to Florida or some shit.

    Not sure if I can work a job where I stand all day, but I know there's a lot of data entry positions and telemarketing style ploys and if I can do anything, it's sell shit to strangers in a convincing and engaging manner.

    Sometimes I ask myself why am I this uppity off of just waking up and doing a single dab? like do i even need tweak? YES I DO NEED TWEAK
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