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2017-03-27 at 12:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Don't talk to sophia like that shes my waifu
Originally posted by Totse 2001 She's my step daughter who disrespect her new mum. So she's not allowed out of the house for a week except school and going to the store for us. Come back in a week
I wanna' smoke meth with Scrawny, dad. -
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2017-03-29 at 3:36 PM UTC
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2017-03-29 at 3:43 PM UTChow did you come up with infaggotryshack?
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2017-03-29 at 4:48 PM UTCI keep picturing Venny Badar as a jedi and I offended the Faux jedis and they're sending Mossad and CIA after me.
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2017-03-29 at 4:49 PM UTC
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2017-03-29 at 6:03 PM UTCLong story but it all stems from video games . In 1998 Valve/Sierra released Half Life. In 1999 the mod Team Fortress Classic came out which I began playing. I ran through a few handles not worth remembering when I found the Naminator on the recently launched now closed www.gamespy.com.
The Naminator spit out a random nonsensical 3 word names every time you clicked it's botton. While running through random names one came up Humming Ferrous something or other and the next one came up something something Placenta . I combined the two and ran in TFC as Humming Ferrous Placenta.
In Half Life, as with all its mods, the vast majority of servers were player owned and operated. You simply contacted a game sever host, placed an order, and were given remote administrative access to manage your game server. Many of these servers were managed by immature teens who seemed to think that the word Placenta was a dirty word with sexual overtones. This resulted in being kicked and sometimes banned from servers often enough that I said fuck it.
So I thought about and said to myself, "I bet when you refer to the rodent called a beaver they probably will think of pussy" . I dropped the Humming changed Ferrous to Iron and became Iron Beaver. For years I played both TFC and Day of Defeat (a WWII Half Life mod) as Iron Beaver.
Finally the Half Life mod gaming community began to dwindle and die as all eventually do. There were a core group of us from a DoD league team that started playing the MMORPG from Lucas Studios called Star Wars Galaxies. Of course we chose to play for the Imperial faction and that is when Iron Beaver became Darth Beaver the Dark Rodent. -
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2017-03-29 at 6:38 PM UTCI'm a reject.
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2017-03-29 at 6:55 PM UTCI'm an mmmmmmmQuestions.
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2017-03-29 at 6:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Ooh I know this one!
Your original name was mmmmmmmQuestions because you had questions for zoklet's bad ideas and didn't actually intend to stick around so you didn't care to come up with a username
it just got shortened over the last few websites
I have no fucking clue how I know this
I meant to reply to this a fortnight ago. I just wanted to say yes that's correct and I have posted that before. I almost felt like it was common knowledge. I'm glad that you remember that. You've put a little smile on my heart for the day. Thank you. -
2017-03-29 at 11:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist how did you come up with infaggotryshack?
He pulled the dick out of his mouth and sputtered "I'm zill the zat!" and decided to become a lifelong degenerate and post on totse till the very end. In his dying days he posted Bill Krozbydick and gay rape ruining a dying board and killing what little life was left in the spirit of totse with his gay rape retardation. THats the legacy of zill the zat
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