how many of you here who have never been anywhere

1. 2021-04-18 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #1
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   or done anything noteworthy?
2. 2021-04-18 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #2
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   I’m 37 and I’ve never been to jail..
   If I went I’d immediately get a girlfriend to protect me..
3. 2021-04-18 at 4:02 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I had people plot on me to take my stuff because I was doing so well and literally had Gucci shoes and an expensive ass watch while making plays and getting packages brought right to me.
   
   Fill a warehouse full of men and you will see some patently female behavior
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   • Wariat
4. 2021-04-18 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #4
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Yea thats true. I literallt had to fight a game named spyder who was a nazi skinhead and his disciple or henchman troule or joseph raoisman in a small dinky ass cell over cookies and honey buns.
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   • CandyRein, 
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5. 2021-04-18 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #5
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   😭
6. 2021-04-18 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #6
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   WHen you are shitting your pants fighting people in a small cell lol over honey buns you know you have to reavaluate your life.
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   • CandyRein, 
   • Sudo
7. 2021-04-18 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #7
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Have any of u ever shat your pants while fighting people or being jumped?
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   • CandyRein, 
   • kroz
8. 2021-04-18 at 4:54 PM UTC

   #8
   Nile bump
   Fucking wariat
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   • Data
9. 2021-04-18 at 4:54 PM UTC

   #9
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Wario 😭😂 💀
   
   You crazy man
10. 2021-04-18 at 5 PM UTC

    #10
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Imagine... just imagine... running back and forth in a small bathroom cell as two guys are chasing you and hitting you while a third is holding the door to prevent yoru escape as you shit your pants.
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    • CandyRein, 
    • kroz, 
    • Sudo, 
    • General Butt.Naked
11. 2021-04-18 at 5 PM UTC

    #11
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat Have any of u ever shat your pants while fighting people or being jumped?

    
    cant because their penises were in the way.
12. 2021-04-18 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Oh look another thread, about jail.
13. 2021-04-18 at 8:32 PM UTC

    #13
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I've been to jail a lot of times unfortunately and I don't do "well". I worry about a lot of stuff more than normal and feel bored at the same time.
14. 2021-04-18 at 8:33 PM UTC

    #14
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Wariat Have any of u ever shat your pants while fighting people or being jumped?

    
    No but I'm sure its happened to many fighters
15. 2021-04-18 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #15
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Sudo Fill a warehouse full of men and you will see some patently female behavior

    
    my friend / old boss was in prison and he's a huge guy and I'm sure he had no problems, but he worked in the mail room or some shit like that and totally walked into a broom closet catching this vato suckin' a dick while he was supposed to be working.. lmao
16. 2021-04-18 at 8:36 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Wariat Yea thats true. I literallt had to fight a game named spyder who was a nazi skinhead and his disciple or henchman troule or joseph raoisman in a small dinky ass cell over cookies and honey buns.

    
    More like they banged and made you their prag you lying victim
17. 2021-04-18 at 8:39 PM UTC

    #17
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    whats a prag? I thought he was a chomo
18. 2021-04-18 at 8:59 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby whats a prag? I thought he was a chomo

    
    Prag is when they force someone to wear makeup and get ass fucked on the reg as a full time bitch.
19. 2021-04-18 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Data African Astronaut
    It's funny how people who have been in jail never stop talking about it. You can tell they dropped the soap
20. 2021-04-18 at 10:35 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I have never been anywhere in fact I don't even exist