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OMG Chootie 2.0

  1. #41
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ Explain your joke. I don't get it. Youre too clever for me

    it's kinda obv dude.
  2. #42
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I have no idea. I just tried to feel it. Anyway I'm gonna eat a bunch of mushrooms now and play with her . Leave me alone.:)


    Lol what a weird.πŸ˜‹
  3. #43
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shes identical to Chootie in every way. I think .... she must..she belongs to SOMEONE. Shes malnourished but goddamn other than that shes cute and has a good coat and just as friendly as could be. I'm going to see if shes CHIPPED tomorrow. Goddamn I love her. Lol. But someone else does too. Maybe.
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  4. #44
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if she's chipped, EMP it and deny deny deny
  5. #45
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    MMQ is the best thing to happen to that cat.
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  6. #46
    You just don’t wanna get your hopes up but I think you two are meant to be and if she did have an owner previously they were obviously shit so...
  7. #47
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ So, as destiny would have it, I was just walking to the bowler and halfway there I remembered they dont open until 3. So, I stopped in my tracks and took a left turn weird little detour to go back home, and what do I discover, but a wild little babby Chootie wandering around in the STREET.

    So yeah. I approached her and she didnt run away like I expected her to. I took her. I'm putting her on Facebook lost and found and gonna do all that but , I'm really really hoping nobody replies.

    I just brought her home and gave her a huge dish of food which she gleefully HOUSED, telling me she hasn't eaten in a while. Shes really skinny. I love her.

    It might be a him I guess I havent even CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD yet. I'm just excited. It's my new kitty now. His or her name is MINKLIN.

    Thats cute chicken, i met archie a similar way after bubba dying. He was the only cat that didn't have 16 nipples and obese on a glucose feeder.

    I gave him a bath only once the four years ive had him because clawed me up really bad. But hes clean i saw him licking his balls earlier

    Post pix
  8. #48
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Thats cute chicken, i met archie a similar way after bubba dying. He was the only cat that didn't have 16 nipples and obese on a glucose feeder.

    I gave him a bath only once the four years ive had him because clawed me up really bad. But hes clean i saw him licking his balls earlier

    Post pix

    pix of ur cat cleanin said bols
  9. #49
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting cig butt on your carpet

    lol...a safe, clean environment for Chootie.
  10. #50
    G African Astronaut
    I've put lord Theodore on a diet, he's down 3 pounds thus far.
  11. #51
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I found her STUPID OWNER. Lol. She actually lives above my buddy. I had no idea... but either way. She was worried sick and of course very happy to get her little CHLOE back. So whatever. I enjoyed our sleepover. I guess it just reminded me how I probably should get a new kitten and it should probably be a lil calico.

    But hey thanks for the kind words and support and stuff. It hit me in my feels. 😊
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  12. #52
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I found her STUPID OWNER. Lol. She actually lives above my buddy. I had no idea… but either way. She was worried sick and of course very happy to get her little CHLOE back. So whatever. I enjoyed our sleepover. I guess it just reminded me how I probably should get a new kitten and it should probably be a lil calico.

    But hey thanks for the kind words and support and stuff. It hit me in my feels. 😊

    NOOOO
  13. #53
    Data African Astronaut
    This should be a happy story but now I'm just upset you didn't get a kitty. The owner is a bad owner for letting chootie jr escape in the first place, and you deserve the cat more than she does anyway. What a cruel world.
  14. #54
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Data This should be a happy story but now I'm just upset you didn't get a kitty. The owner is a bad owner for letting chootie jr escape in the first place, and you deserve the cat more than she does anyway. What a cruel world.

    Yeah obviously I was disappointed but at the same time I know how it feels to lose a kitty bitty for a little bit and I can only imagine how happy she was to get her back, the same I was when Chootie got loose for over 3 days. So, all is well.

    Plus, I know exactly where she lives now so I can just steal her cat if I ever feel like it.
  15. #55
    Data African Astronaut
    Chootie didn't get loose he was running errands.

    This cat was lost, scared, hungry, and abandoned. She was traumatized.

    Totally different situations.

    You have to get her back.
  16. #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Chootie was a girl. 😑
  17. #57
    You should kill the neighbor and take the cat back.
  18. #58
    WellHung Black Hole
    you should take a ride on a treadmill, Big Gurl.
  19. #59
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra if she's chipped, EMP it and deny deny deny
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  20. #60
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala You should kill the neighbor and take the cat back.

    I would but shes referred to affectionately as the resident "Food Fairy" because she leaves ...food, all over in the lobby of the apartment complex, like all the time. Good stuff too. I've dont even live there but my friend gets so much free shit from her that I get to take my pick frequently and I've probably eaten a few hundred dollars of her free food over the last few years, so, I'm not going to steal her cat and I'm just glad to have gotten a night to spend with her particularly while having a little mushroom trip and having some good cute kitty laughs. All is well. All. Is. Well.
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