BUSTED!

1. 2017-03-29 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not!. But almost.
   
   I had EVERYTHING out, I put the biggest shards in a emptied morphine pill and I decided to dump it out and sort through it now to gauge my stash, what a fucking mistake;. I broke a few shards in my haste and realized time was not on my side. My mom came home as I was using a straw to put shit in a pill and baggies.
   
   I called upon the triangles to move at lighting speeds and hide everything in an instant. But I spilled lots of tech.
   
   Also im really high
   
   These are dark times indeed.
   
   
2. 2017-03-29 at 1:10 AM UTC

   #2
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   you live with your mother.
   
   jesus christ.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • AngryOnion, 
   • felonious_monk, 
   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2017-03-29 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #3
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Like your pipe as well as your taste in DVDs.
4. 2017-03-29 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   oh my god there was a morphine pill full of tech on thefloor the entire tinne lol. im so fucking high. God dammit scronaldo
5. 2017-03-29 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   oh my god there are shards o nthe floor what the actual fuck is going on.
6. 2017-03-29 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i will never look at a floor the same again
7. 2017-03-29 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock you live with your mother.
   
   jesus christ.

   
   As long as you ain't payin rent, its not lame.
8. 2017-03-29 at 2:02 AM UTC

   #8
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Son I'm sorry to tell you that if you are still living with your mother in another 6 months there is no fucking help for you.
   You smoke meth and your mind moves at the speed of light but you still cant figure out how to make a living?
   Put the pipe down and grind out a paycheck just like everyone else.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • HampTheToker
9. 2017-03-29 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #9
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   Black berry ginger ale is uh lit, in the parlance of our times.
10. 2017-03-29 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Son I'm sorry to tell you that if you are still living with your mother in another 6 months there is no fucking help for you.
    You smoke meth and your mind moves at the speed of light but you still cant figure out how to make a living?
    Put the pipe down and grind out a paycheck just like everyone else.

    
    I dont pay rent so I just stack the cash.
    
    I can afford to live by myself.
11. 2017-03-29 at 3:10 AM UTC

    #11
    felonious_monk Yung Blood
    i like how zoklet is in the background lmao do u wear a zoklet t shirt and hat everywhere u go 2 muahahasha
12. 2017-03-29 at 3:11 AM UTC

    #12
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by felonious_monk i like how zoklet is in the background lmao do u wear a zoklet t shirt and hat everywhere u go 2 muahahasha

    
    uh no... to you wear a Thelonious Monk t-shirt and hat every where you go?