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  1. #81
    EXPERTS YESTERDAY: There are nine planets in our solar system.

    EXPERTS TODAY: We're missing one whole planet, guise.
  2. #82
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pygmy? Midget? Elf? Runt?

    Pluto is a dwarf elf. Thats it.
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  3. #83
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Data Pluto is a dwarf elf. Thats it.

    Pictured: 4 Plutos.

  4. #84
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Shit now that there's 4 of these little fuckers we should probably change the definition of what constitutes a planet, else we're going to end up with a solar system that contains an absurd number of planets, 99% of which are going to be dwarf elves.
  5. #85
    Data African Astronaut
    Pictured below: Rudolph on the way from Pluto to Earth to deliver toys to ALL the good girls and boys

  6. #86
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Shit now that there's 4 of these little fuckers we should probably change the definition of what constitutes a planet, else we're going to end up with a solar system that contains an absurd number of planets, 99% of which are going to be dwarf elves.

    They're called dwarves, not fuckers.
  7. #87
    Data African Astronaut
    *dwarf elves
  8. #88
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Data They're called dwarves, not fuckers.

    I don't know if that's true. We should probably ask Neil deGrasse Tyson. Apparently he owns a psychic little person and named him Jepp. I know some astronomer did that anyway. Astronomers are a wild bunch.
  9. #89
    EXPERTS YESTERDAY: Thalidomide is totally safe. We stake our reputations on it.

    EXPERTS TODAY: Sorry for the tens of thousands of deformed babies. Our bad.
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  10. #90
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ EXPERTS YESTERDAY: Thalidomide is totally safe. We stake our reputations on it.

    EXPERTS TODAY: Sorry for the tens of thousands of deformed babies. Our bad.

    Conservatives today: Medicine hasn't evolved in 80 years
  11. #91
    Dozens of vaccine recalls ongoing. Mainstream media silent.
  12. #92
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Dozens of vaccine recalls ongoing. Mainstream media silent.

    Not happening
  13. #93
    Originally posted by Data Not happening

    "Temporarily paused" is just a dressed-up recall. Not everyone is stupid as you are, you know.
  14. #94
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Temporarily paused" is just a dressed-up recall. Not everyone is stupid as you are, you know.

    §m£ÂgØL is once-in-a-generation dumb.
  15. #95
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ EXPERTS YESTERDAY: Thalidomide is totally safe. We stake our reputations on it.

    EXPERTS TODAY: Sorry for the tens of thousands of deformed babies. Our bad.

    Experts are sometimes wrong, yes. I don't see what this has to do with the fact that influenza viruses and coronaviruses are different things. Just admit you did a dumb in saying that "the common flu is a coronavirus". It's okay to make mistakes. Even the experts do it.
  16. #96
    Originally posted by Meikai Experts are sometimes wrong, yes. I don't see what this has to do with the fact that influenza viruses and coronaviruses are different things. Just admit you did a dumb in saying that "the common flu is a coronavirus". It's okay to make mistakes. Even the experts do it.

    Spectroll can't even tell his Negarnaviricota from his Pisuviricota. What a prick.
  17. #97
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Spectroll can't even tell his Negarnaviricota from his Pisuviricota. What a prick.

    It's worse, he can't even tell an extremely common seasonal virus from the completely different virus that's been talked about for the last year. On the internet. Where he chose to speak authoritatively about something he didn't understand, despite the fact that 5 seconds in a search engine could have disabused him of that misconception - had he even known enough to know he *might* be wrong.
  18. #98
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who is the really dumb-e anymore ? None of you can tell the first troll from the next.

    He who's is trolling, is the first to be trolled, lest he be trolled by the troller, who is trolling, but of course, the untrollable troll, which doesnt exist.

    - my mom as she brang me my stupid hot pockets of which I said I wanted fucking COMBINATION and not just stupid pepperoni.
  19. #99
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    So, yeah, he is a prick. And then he tried to save face by rambling about how Pluto isn't a planet anymore. What an absolute fucking dunce.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pluto is a planet. Who is disputing that? You would have to be dumb.
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