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  1. #61
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/coronavirus/back-at-school-pandemic-continues-but-life-goes-on-at-wenatchee-and-eastmont-highs/article_b9d7ae06-762e-11eb-abef-bbb60008f62a.html

    I'd give the sax player a good nobbing (the female one)
  2. #62
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Influenza; which, to reiterate, is not a coronavirus. Orthomyxoviridae vs coronaviridae. Completely different families of viruses, from completely different orders of viruses, in completely different phyla.
  3. #63
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Meikai 100% of cases of influenza are caused by influenza. If it's not caused by influenza, it's not influenza. Do you mean that 15% of people with flu-like symptoms are actually suffering from an infection caused by a novel coronavirus? Because that's not the same thing.

    you realize influenza isnt one virus but a million strands of viruses that cause the same general symptoms? 15% of the time, a novel coronavirus does it. whats so special about a novel coronavirus in 2019? what about the ones in 2018, 2017 and so on?
  4. #64
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kev you realize influenza isnt one virus but a million strands of viruses that cause the same general symptoms? 15% of the time, a novel coronavirus does it. whats so special about a novel coronavirus in 2019? what about the ones in 2018, 2017 and so on?

    You do realize that

    Originally posted by Meikai Influenza; which, to reiterate, is not a coronavirus. Orthomyxoviridae vs coronaviridae. Completely different families of viruses, from completely different orders of viruses, in completely different phyla.

  5. #65
    Kev Space Nigga
    im not interested in semantics.
  6. #66
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    A coronavirus can cause "flu-like symptoms". Lots of viruses can. A coronavirus can't cause an influenza infection... because it's a coronavirus, not an influenza virus. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here. Influenza is the name of the disease caused by influenza viruses, which coronaviruses are not. Colloquially, it might be okay to say "I've got the flu" when in reality you have a coronavirus infection. Technically speaking, saying "the common flu is a coronavirus" is fucking retarded.

    Originally posted by Kev im not interested in semantics.

    It's not semantics, it's taxonomy.
  7. #67
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Meikai A coronavirus can cause "flu-like symptoms".

    thats the entire point. covid19 is not dangerous, it is interchangeable with any other bad seasonal flu. remember the swine flu? no lunatic freakout then.
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  8. #68
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    It's like saying 15% of attacks by monkeys are committed by gorillas. It's fucking stupid. It's actually less stupid to attribute monkey attacks to gorillas - monkeys and gorillas are at least members of the same order and phylum.
  9. #69
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kev thats the entire point. covid19 is not dangerous, it is interchangeable with any other bad seasonal flu. remember the swine flu? no lunatic freakout then.

    That's a terrible way of making the point. "Occasionally, a coronavirus has been known to cause mild flu-like symptoms" does not mean "coronaviruses are incapable of being more dangerous than the average seasonal flu". In fact, it's especially fucking stupid to draw the comparison between the two to prove this point in particular, because Spanish flu was famously awful. If coronaviruses and influenza viruses are basically the same, what this comparison actually demonstrates is that one shouldn't underestimate coronavirus' capacity for causing devastating illnesses. Which is also a fucking stupid way to demonstrate that point, but somehow marginally less stupid than the completely contradictory one you were trying to make using exactly the same information.

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  10. #70
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Meikai That's a terrible way of making the point. "Occasionally, a coronavirus has been known to cause mild flu-like symptoms" does not mean "coronaviruses are incapable of being more dangerous than the average seasonal flu". In fact, it's especially fucking stupid to draw the comparison between the two to prove this point in particular, because Spanish flu was famously awful. If coronaviruses and influenza viruses are basically the same, what this comparison actually demonstrates is that one shouldn't underestimate coronavirus' capacity for causing devastating illnesses. Which is also a fucking stupid way to demonstrate that point, but still marginally less stupid than the one you were trying to make using exactly the same information.


    except the fatality of the spanish flu was 2-5%, the fatality rate of covid19 is 0.1%, the same as the common flu. if you are under the age of 60 with no pre existing conditions, your chances of dying from it are practically zero. its literally another harmless flu, nothing to freak out about let alone destroy the entire country over.
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  11. #71
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kev except the fatality of the spanish flu was 2-5%, the fatality rate of covid19 is 0.1%, the same as the common flu. if you are under the age of 60 with no pre existing conditions, your chances of dying from it are practically zero. its literally another harmless flu, nothing to freak out about let alone destroy the entire country over.

    Sure. So say that "coronavirus is no more dangerous than seasonal flu, as demonstrated by these statistics". Not "the common flu is also a coronavirus", or "influenza isn't caused by influenza". Don't be a retard.
  12. #72
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Influenza is not a coronavirus.





    Apparently, according to the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services, at least 250 people who completed their vaccinations have since become infected (3 of whom died). Not to say that this proves the vaccines are not effective. It's supposed to take 2 weeks from the last dose of vaccine to gain an immunity, and while these cases consistently presented after the 2 week mark, it was pretty close (like getting sick 3 weeks after, which could just mean it takes a little longer for some people).

    Michigan lol.

    I'll pay attention to actual scientific studies. Not the highly politicized health department that left them at the top spot for infection rate in the US for months on end including right now.

    Also the 2 week mark is NOT considered vaccinated.
  13. #73
    The "experts" once classified Pluto as a planet.


    Alexa... what is the difference between coronavirus and influenza?

    COVID-19 and influenza viruses have a similar disease presentation. That is, they both cause respiratory disease, which presents as a wide range of illness from asymptomatic or mild through to severe disease and death.

    Secondly, both viruses are transmitted by contact, droplets and fomites. As a result, the same public health measures, such as hand hygiene and good respiratory etiquette (coughing into your elbow or into a tissue and immediately disposing of the tissue), are important actions all can take to prevent infection.

    The speed of transmission is an important point of difference between the two viruses. Influenza has a shorter median incubation period (the time from infection to appearance of symptoms) and a shorter serial interval (the time between successive cases) than COVID-19 virus. The serial interval for COVID-19 virus is estimated to be 5-6 days, while for influenza virus, the serial interval is 3 days. This means that influenza can spread faster than COVID-19.
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  14. #74
    Q. Do gene-altering therapy injections exempt me from the obligation to wear a mask?
    A. No.
    Q. Do gene-altering therapy injections exempt me from lockdowns?
    A. No.
    Q. Do gene-altering therapy injections exempt me from social distancing?
    A. No.
    Q. Do gene-altering therapy injections afford me immunity from COVID?
    A. No.
    Q. Do gene-altering therapy injections stop me from infecting people with COVID-19?
    A. No.
    Q. Do gene-altering therapy injections provide me with antibodies against COVID-19?
    A. No.
    Q. Do gene-altering therapy injections cure me, if I have COVID-19?
    A. No.
    Q. Do gene-altering therapy injections exempt me from contact tracing?
    A. No.
    Q. Are gene-altering therapy manufacturers liable for injuries or deaths from their products?
    A. No.
    Q. Is there a chance I could die or become permanently injured from injecting the gene-editing therapy?
    A. Yes.
    Q. Are there any scientific studies on the safety of gene-altering therapies?
    A. No.
    Q. What do I have to gain from injecting a gene-altering therapy?
    A. You might feel a little less sick, if you get COVID-19.
    Q. Does the gene-altering therapy injections trigger a COVID-19 infection reaction from my immune system?
    A. Yes
  15. #75
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The "experts" once classified Pluto as a planet.

    And?

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alexa… what is the difference between coronavirus and influenza?

    COVID-19 and influenza viruses have a similar disease presentation. That is, they both cause respiratory disease, which presents as a wide range of illness from asymptomatic or mild through to severe disease and death.

    Secondly, both viruses are transmitted by contact, droplets and fomites. As a result, the same public health measures, such as hand hygiene and good respiratory etiquette (coughing into your elbow or into a tissue and immediately disposing of the tissue), are important actions all can take to prevent infection.

    The speed of transmission is an important point of difference between the two viruses. Influenza has a shorter median incubation period (the time from infection to appearance of symptoms) and a shorter serial interval (the time between successive cases) than COVID-19 virus. The serial interval for COVID-19 virus is estimated to be 5-6 days, while for influenza virus, the serial interval is 3 days. This means that influenza can spread faster than COVID-19.

    And..?

    Would you like to revise your "the common flu is a coronavirus" statement at all?
  16. #76
    Data African Astronaut
    Pluto IS a planet.
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  18. #78
    Originally posted by Data Pluto IS a planet.

    "Experts" disagree...

    https://www.space.com/2791-pluto-demoted-longer-planet-highly-controversial-definition.html
  19. #79
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Experts" disagree…

    https://www.space.com/2791-pluto-demoted-longer-planet-highly-controversial-definition.html

    It's not a planet, it's a dwarf... something or other. I'm pretty sure there's another word that comes after "dwarf". Shit... what was it?
  20. #80
    Originally posted by Meikai It's not a planet, it's dwarf… something or other. I'm pretty sure there's another word that comes after "dwarf". Shit… what was it?

    Pygmy? Midget? Elf? Runt?
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