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  1. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Data Yo if you look at G's house on google maps you can see his dog sucking him off

    Your basic ass doesn't even sniff the zip code son.
  2. Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Data Holy fuck you're pathetic lol. Don't you have kids and shit you should be with? Not posting fake bills in your bathroom…

    grown. said too much already. let him live his golden years without jerky questions
  3. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kal Joose grown. said too much already. let him live his golden years without jerky questions

    Brah I'm 49, not quite golden lol.
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by G Brah I'm 49, not quite golden lol.

    You're still going to die soon
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo You're still going to die soon

    Kid I'll out live your addicted,living in squalor handicapped ass for sure lol.
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by G Kid I'll out live your addicted,living in squalor handicapped ass for sure lol.

    idk man, you're pretty old, fat and greasy. Maybe you'll get really self involved and start eating kale and getting colonics but you'll still probably die within the next couple years
  7. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo idk man, you're pretty old, fat and greasy. Maybe you'll get really self involved and start eating kale and getting colonics but you'll still probably die within the next couple years

    Haven't been overweight in years son. 12% body fat as I type, try again. I know you're disabled w/ ADHD but get with it.
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by G Haven't been overweight in years son. 12% body fat as I type, try again. I know you're disabled w/ ADHD but get with it.

    methinks you are trying pretty hard to signal you are not the "man" you used to be. Lets all hope you are not, but either way you are in the twilight years of an unremarkable existence. Drink some shakes and take your vitamins and maybe you can stretch it out a bit longer
  9. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo methinks you are trying pretty hard to signal you are not the "man" you used to be. Lets all hope you are not, but either way you are in the twilight years of an unremarkable existence. Drink some shakes and take your vitamins and maybe you can stretch it out a bit longer

    Only thing remarkable about you is your massive post count in such a short time lol. GTF outside son, there's more to life than posting on internet forums & making baseless assumptions about strangers.
  10. Data African Astronaut
    It's not baseless. You look like this

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by G Only thing remarkable about you is your massive post count in such a short time lol. GTF outside son, there's more to life than posting on internet forums & making baseless assumptions about strangers.

    "you shitposted on this website alot"

    Pathetic attempt at bargaining. By your rock solid reasoning you should definitely immediately stop posting on this forum lest it carve into your rapidly declining time on this planet. Carpe Diem your last moments before you die fat and alone



    Originally posted by Data It's not baseless. You look like this


    Uncanny, cept the hair is much longer and greasier
  12. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Data It's not baseless. You look like this


    My work won't allow for that you pudgy bespectacled garden gnome lol.


    12-09-2020

    Age : 49

    Ht : 5'10
    Wt : 160.8
    Body Fat : 12.4%
    Waist : 34"
    Chest : 39"
    Bicep : 18"



  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by G My work won't allow for that you pudgy bespectacled garden gnome lol.


    12-09-2020

    Age : 49

    Ht : 5'10
    Wt : 160.8
    Body Fat : 12.4%
    Waist : 34"
    Chest : 39"
    Bicep : 18"




    This is the most pathetic thing I've seen posted on here for quite some time. I cringed and puked in my mouth. You may be the saddest old man in north america
  14. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo This is the most pathetic thing I've seen posted on here for quite some time. I cringed and puked in my mouth. You may be the saddest old man in north america

    Whom will surpass your handicapped ass in duration & quality of life lol.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    are we to believe that this known fat, old pathological liar is posting pictures of his body?

    Sad and weird. I think it's pretty clear for anyone to see I hit a nerve pretty quickly and effortlessly because both you and I know your impending death to be true. You need help
  16. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo are we to believe that this known fat, old pathological liar is posting pictures of his body?

    Sad and weird. I think it's pretty clear for anyone to see I hit a nerve pretty quickly and effortlessly because both you and I know your impending death to be true. You need help

    Those pics are from an already established NIS fitness thread, don't flatter yourself. Focus son, focus I know it's rough with your ailment but not impossible, just believe !
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by G Those pics are from an already established NIS fitness thread, don't flatter yourself. Focus son, focus I know it's rough with your ailment but not impossible, just believe !

    post a picture of yourself right now, lil larry liarface
  18. Data African Astronaut
    It's pathetic that G even posted those pics

    Even more pathetic that he thinks that looks good

    Massive moobs and lots of hanging loose skin. Looks like my grandmother's old curtains.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Data It's pathetic that G even posted those pics

    Even more pathetic that he thinks that looks good

    Massive moobs and lots of hanging loose skin. Looks like my grandmother's old curtains.

    Nothing wrong with the pictures in and of themselves. They were displayed in a very cringey tryhard way. I doubt they are actually Miss G though, as she is a terrible pathological liar who is wildly insecure. Posting someone elses pics under the guise that they are G is literally her MO. Pathetic.
  20. Data African Astronaut
    Everything he does is an attempt to impress others. He has MASSIVE insecurities like a 16yo hood dealer, and shows it in exactly the same way.
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