2021-04-04 at 1:27 PM UTC
On this day roughly 2021 years ago, Peter cottontail hopped down to bunny trail to Jesus' tomb to let his spirit out, leaving colored eggs along the way to lead Jesus' followers to his final mass.
2021-04-04 at 2:39 PM UTC
Happy Easter. Jesus is forgiving. Including for you J´ews.
our souls are saved because he gave his life for us. Thank you Jesus.
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2021-04-04 at 2:50 PM UTC
I'm at work chillin in the conference room while 4 mexicans re-carpet the offices.
2021-04-04 at 2:53 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Also jesus' tomb was made of chocolate
I spent over 1000 on gifts for kids this year and never got a dam thing my whole life for Easter besides some drug store chocolate
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2021-04-04 at 3:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice
Can i have the old carpeting
Businessess aren't interested in providing charity to the downtrodden.
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2021-04-04 at 3:02 PM UTC
is Easter when Jesus was born, or died? Furthermore, why does anyone care?
2021-04-04 at 3:05 PM UTC
Also 1000 for kids giftd? Don't you just have two really young kids? The fuck did you get them, a PS5?
2021-04-04 at 3:10 PM UTC
Back in the old days I'd have gotten 15 or so chocolate eggs.
Now all I get is a stupid easter card or 2.
Jesus died so we could get chocolate eggs, not stupid fucking cards
2021-04-04 at 3:20 PM UTC
My uncle used to play a game with me called Cadbury Egg Challenge where we both got naked then tried to suck up a Cadbury egg into your asshole without using your hands and the loser has to pull their opponent's egg out with just your mouth
2021-04-04 at 3:20 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
there is blood everywhere
gonna see if
i can fill a gatorade bottle
2021-04-04 at 4:54 PM UTC
red cars get pulled over more
silver and black only please.
2021-04-04 at 5:05 PM UTC
Baby blue is an old lady or old mans color. plus its just cool looking