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Happy Easter

  1. #1
    Data African Astronaut
    On this day roughly 2021 years ago, Peter cottontail hopped down to bunny trail to Jesus' tomb to let his spirit out, leaving colored eggs along the way to lead Jesus' followers to his final mass.
  2. #2
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Happy Easter. Jesus is forgiving. Including for you J´ews.

    our souls are saved because he gave his life for us. Thank you Jesus.
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  3. #3
    I'm at work chillin in the conference room while 4 mexicans re-carpet the offices.
  4. #4
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Also jesus' tomb was made of chocolate

    I spent over 1000 on gifts for kids this year and never got a dam thing my whole life for Easter besides some drug store chocolate
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  5. #5
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm at work chillin in the conference room while 4 mexicans re-carpet the offices.

    Can i have the old carpeting
  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice Can i have the old carpeting

    Businessess aren't interested in providing charity to the downtrodden.
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  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    is Easter when Jesus was born, or died? Furthermore, why does anyone care?
  8. #8
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Also jesus' tomb was made of chocolate

    I spent over 1000 on gifts for kids this year and never got a dam thing my whole life for Easter besides some drug store chocolate

    Cadbury crosses
  9. #9
    Data African Astronaut
    Also 1000 for kids giftd? Don't you just have two really young kids? The fuck did you get them, a PS5?
  10. #10
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm at work chillin in the conference room while 4 mexicans re-carpet the offices.

    I hate new carpets. I hate new car smell because it smells like something that might kill you. Carpet dyes make my eyes water for weeks until it begins to break down a bit.

    Next car I get will be a low mile used car and not a brand new car. I have owned my share of new cars and just dont care anymore to own one. Ide rather lease too. sometimes you can get about 30 percent off a lease if it has 15 to 20k already on it. but most car companies send lease rentals straight to sales

    My next car is going to be a Tesla. we just got a Tesla charge center up the street. Because my car is paid off I might park it for my own use and lease a tesla for driving shit around. I want to keep my year old car as new as possible. I have owned it for 15 months now but with only 9k miles on it. if covid didnt exist, It would probably have close to 30k by now.
  11. #11
    Back in the old days I'd have gotten 15 or so chocolate eggs.

    Now all I get is a stupid easter card or 2.

    Jesus died so we could get chocolate eggs, not stupid fucking cards
  12. #12
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    This is my car but I own a charcoal one

    I really like this powder blue color but I wanted an AWD and they only had a charcoal gun metal color.



    the red one has a metal flake in it. its pretty nice too. kind of makes it pop a bit



    this is mine.

  13. #13
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    My uncle used to play a game with me called Cadbury Egg Challenge where we both got naked then tried to suck up a Cadbury egg into your asshole without using your hands and the loser has to pull their opponent's egg out with just your mouth
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there is blood everywhere

    gonna see if
    i can fill a gatorade bottle
  15. #15
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Solstice My uncle used to play a game with me called Cadbury Egg Challenge where we both got naked then tried to suck up a Cadbury egg into your asshole without using your hands and the loser has to pull their opponent's egg out with just your mouth

    I know its easter and all. but I have to still wish death on you.
  16. #16
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kal Joose I know its easter and all. but I have to still wish death on you.

    Eat a man's butthole and you please him for a day
    Teach him to eat his own butthole and pleasure him forever
  17. #17
    Data African Astronaut
    red cars get pulled over more


    silver and black only please.
  18. #18
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Solstice Eat a man's butthole and you please him for a day
    Teach him to eat his own butthole and pleasure him forever

    OK so.. this site is attracting a lot of weirdos lately. You being one of them. Please leap to your death. Thank you for stopping by. and Happy Easter
  19. #19
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Data red cars get pulled over more


    silver and black only please.

    I heard thats not really true. they do get the attention but I dont know if that matters when the cop has a radar gun pointed at the cars. However, think about it. Cop pulls over the baby blue car thinking it be an old lady? he probably let you off with a warning siren to slow down and not even bother pulling you over. however he´s gonna pull others over. maybe... just saying
  20. #20
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Baby blue is an old lady or old mans color. plus its just cool looking
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