2021-03-31 at 2:33 AM UTC
aldra
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the best drug stories are from when phenazepam was popular
"eyeball phenazepam, wake up in uganda" was a meme
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2021-03-31 at 4:55 AM UTC
I have a memory of laying on the middle of a sidewalk puking into a storm drain and people asking if i was okay and then it passed, i was high as fuck picked myself up out of my puke mess and enjoyed the trip.
I've never seen someone that fucked up where they double over, puke for a bit and then robowalk away.
One time I drank a bunch of bundt and wanted some weed so I called my lesbian coworker who was 17 and i was 26 at the time. I said hi Morgan come here i need weed.
She came over and i was really fucked up at that point and i just told her lol hey yeah I'm fuxked up on cough syrup. She understood. Then we smoked a bowl together even though i probably only took one hit because I was retarded and she just played along and was nice about the whole thing,cuz she knew what was up.
That's not a good story. Yeah I woulda fucked her probably but that was the last thing on my mind.
2021-03-31 at 1:33 PM UTC
Seventeen year olds can not smoke weed. Everyone knows that.
2021-03-31 at 1:50 PM UTC
Children can grow weed just give them a seed and a garden watch them plant the seed without you even having to ask. Kids love to plant seeds >:)
2021-03-31 at 2:58 PM UTC
my dad told me the plants in the basement were tomatoes and the reason I get more presents than the other kids was because he bribes santa with tomatoes.