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  1. #1
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    these fascinate me
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the best drug stories are from when phenazepam was popular

    "eyeball phenazepam, wake up in uganda" was a meme
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    I have a memory of laying on the middle of a sidewalk puking into a storm drain and people asking if i was okay and then it passed, i was high as fuck picked myself up out of my puke mess and enjoyed the trip.

    I've never seen someone that fucked up where they double over, puke for a bit and then robowalk away.
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    One time I drank a bunch of bundt and wanted some weed so I called my lesbian coworker who was 17 and i was 26 at the time. I said hi Morgan come here i need weed.

    She came over and i was really fucked up at that point and i just told her lol hey yeah I'm fuxked up on cough syrup. She understood. Then we smoked a bowl together even though i probably only took one hit because I was retarded and she just played along and was nice about the whole thing,cuz she knew what was up.

    That's not a good story. Yeah I woulda fucked her probably but that was the last thing on my mind.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by mmQ One time I drank a bunch of bundt and wanted some weed so I called my lesbian coworker who was 17 and i was 26 at the time. I said hi Morgan come here i need weed.

    She came over and i was really fucked up at that point and i just told her lol hey yeah I'm fuxked up on cough syrup. She understood. Then we smoked a bowl together even though i probably only took one hit because I was retarded and she just played along and was nice about the whole thing,cuz she knew what was up.

    That's not a good story. Yeah I woulda fucked her probably but that was the last thing on my mind.

    ...yes and what else did you do with this SEVENTEEN year old??
  6. #6
    Data African Astronaut
    Seventeen year olds can not smoke weed. Everyone knows that.
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    Children can grow weed just give them a seed and a garden watch them plant the seed without you even having to ask. Kids love to plant seeds >:)
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Ghost Children can grow weed just give them a seed and a garden watch them plant the seed without you even having to ask. Kids love to plant seeds >:)

    And several adults here love to plant their seed in kids.
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    my dad told me the plants in the basement were tomatoes and the reason I get more presents than the other kids was because he bribes santa with tomatoes.
  10. #10
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost my dad told me the plants in the basement were tomatoes and the reason I get more presents than the other kids was because he bribes santa with tomatoes.

    Adult vegetables. They taste bitter, you will not like them.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by aldra the best drug stories are from when phenazepam was popular

    "eyeball phenazepam, wake up in uganda" was a meme

    I had pure alprazolam powder once and was eyeballing it, kept trying to load a capsule with powder for my friend thinking I was doing him a favor but I kept spilling it on my hands and licking it off to mitigate the mess while he yelled at me not to then we got in an argument because I wanted to sleep outside on the porch in winter and he said no.
  12. #12
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And several adults here love to plant their seed in kids.

    no unwanted pregnancies then?
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