Chell's birthday is coming up.

1. 2021-03-25 at 11:02 PM UTC

   #41
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Shes also his Moms age. thats what is fucking crazy. He needs to date someone around his age. From 3-4 years older to up to 8 years younger (at his current age)
   
   Does he really see a future with her and helping her cross the street when her vagina dries out. It was OK for a fuck friend until you found another, but dude. You´re not even 30 year Fona. I dont mean to be mean towards Chell but she should be with someone her own age or a hard up black dude that can please her. not a young white guy. Move on. Get out of this relationship and bolt. Move to California and find a Job. live out of your car Fona. go to LA, Buy a nice new car or lease one and Be a beach bum, shower at the gym, drive for Grubhub and live out of your car and save your money. meeet some hot chicks at the beach. Maybe a cute asian college girl. take some college courses at the local community college, get your AA and transfer. Fucking moron wasting his youth on some small breast older lady. She´s probably a cool lady and all but she should cut her ties with you and let you grow. You´re just wasting this Apex in your youth. BOLT NOW. FLY YOUNG MAN.. FLY

   
   quoted for best advice I've ever heard
2. 2021-03-25 at 11:37 PM UTC

   #42
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Does he really see a future with her and helping her cross the street when her vagina dries out.

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