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Chell's birthday is coming up.

  1. #21
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    she was past my allowable age over 20 years ago
  2. #22
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I cant afford it. I can give her money i suppose but at the end of the day she wears the pants and I need to stay in my lane and focus on my drug addiction.

    what us it with femmy faggot men that say their wife is in charge? Nothing makes a bitch more dry than a man saying shes in charge. Pathetic.
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  3. #23
    Originally posted by POLECAT she was past my allowable age over 20 years ago

    Nothing better than a 60 year old hillbilly who only has sex with girls who could be his granddaughter
  4. #24
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by STER0S how old is chell going to be

    69
  5. #25
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian https://www.lelo.com/inez

    It also comes in silver if the gold option is too expensive.


    ys it bent
  6. #26
    Originally posted by cigreting what us it with femmy faggot men that say their wife is in charge? Nothing makes a bitch more dry than a man saying shes in charge. Pathetic.

    Woah broom, what's going on with that chauvinistic language?

    And I know what you're saying but on the other hand if you tell a woman that you're a feminist it can actually be a huge panty drooper
  7. #27
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Woah broom, what's going on with that chauvinistic language?

    And I know what you're saying but on the other hand if you tell a woman that you're a feminist it can actually be a huge panty drooper

    I hope your kidding
  8. #28
    Originally posted by cigreting I hope your kidding

    He's not, this is how simps and cucks think now. Nothing matters if they get a tiny bit of action.

    I'd rather satisfy my needs by jacking off than let some uppity bitch disrespect me or play me.
  9. #29
    How is it simping if you're a male feminist that gets play and partys on that pussy
  10. #30
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 How is it simping if you're a male feminist that gets play and partys on that pussy

    No woman gets wet for a male feminist unless shes a 2 or less out of 10
  11. #31
    Incessant African Astronaut
    1) find cheap or free coffee mugs or bowls/terrariums for sale cheap or free
    2) get some soil and some tiny succulents/cacti
    3) go on a walk and find somewhere with small pebbles or sand. Gather in ziplock bags
    4) gather some larger rocks to put at the bottom of the mug since it won’t have holes (to drain excess water since they won’t have holes in the bottom.
    5) plant with larger rocks on bottom, a mixture of the soil you got and the soil in the plant came with, decorate the top with sand or tiny pebbles.
    6) decorate your place with them or sell them if you get good enough at it
  12. #32
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Woah broom, what's going on with that chauvinistic language?

    And I know what you're saying but on the other hand if you tell a woman that you're a feminist it can actually be a huge panty drooper

    proclaiming yourself a male feminist will get you lots of blowjobs




    .....from guys.
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  13. #33
    Originally posted by Kev proclaiming yourself a male feminist will get you lots of blowjobs




    …..from guys.

    DU WUT???
  14. #34
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian https://www.lelo.com/inez

    It also comes in silver if the gold option is too expensive.


    why the fuck is the steel one still 10k
  15. #35
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting what us it with femmy faggot men that say their wife is in charge? Nothing makes a bitch more dry than a man saying shes in charge. Pathetic.

    Nobody should be "in charge" in a relationship its an equal something between two people. just keep dat bitch off yo swiss bank account
  16. #36
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost Nobody should be "in charge" in a relationship its an equal something between two people. just keep dat bitch off yo swiss bank account

    no relationship is equal unless you are talking about a relationship between your fist and dick.
    equality in a relationship is just a buzzword for a dysfunctional shitfest of endless quarrels. that unfortunately is celebrated nowadays.
  17. #37
    Ghost Black Hole
    okay incel that rapes children
  18. #38
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    She said she wants flowers but thats like $80 delivered.
  19. #39
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    get her all dressed up in lingerie, blindfold her and have her son bang her at gunpoint
  20. #40
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Solstice You smoke weed. Its 2021. She should stay in her lane and leave you the fuck alone.

    Modern men give up all their pride for a single crumb of pussy and affection.

    Shes also his Moms age. thats what is fucking crazy. He needs to date someone around his age. From 3-4 years older to up to 8 years younger (at his current age)

    Does he really see a future with her and helping her cross the street when her vagina dries out. It was OK for a fuck friend until you found another, but dude. You´re not even 30 year Fona. I dont mean to be mean towards Chell but she should be with someone her own age or a hard up black dude that can please her. not a young white guy. Move on. Get out of this relationship and bolt. Move to California and find a Job. live out of your car Fona. go to LA, Buy a nice new car or lease one and Be a beach bum, shower at the gym, drive for Grubhub and live out of your car and save your money. meeet some hot chicks at the beach. Maybe a cute asian college girl. take some college courses at the local community college, get your AA and transfer. Fucking moron wasting his youth on some small breast older lady. She´s probably a cool lady and all but she should cut her ties with you and let you grow. You´re just wasting this Apex in your youth. BOLT NOW. FLY YOUNG MAN.. FLY
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