Apparently 4 DUIs is too much for Doordash.

1. 2021-03-20 at 11:53 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Id probably get a 5th of alcohol and arrest. But Id plea the 5th too.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
2. 2021-03-20 at 12:24 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Apply for Grubhub, they hire anyone
3. 2021-03-20 at 12:36 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   as long as the food arrives who cares how lit you get
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
4. 2021-03-22 at 5:49 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost as long as the food arrives who cares how lit you get

   
   The powers that be care.
5. 2021-03-22 at 6:11 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Id probably get a 5th of alcohol and arrest. But Id plea the 5th too.

   
   
   
   It sounds more like you drank a fifth.
6. 2021-03-22 at 6:13 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   I drive worse sober
7. 2021-03-22 at 6:25 PM UTC

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   Data African Astronaut
   It is not advisible to operate machinery while under the influence.
8. 2021-03-22 at 6:31 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Data It is not advisible to operate machinery while under the influence.

   
   The last time i listened to anyone's advice i got fucked
9. 2021-03-22 at 7:04 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice The last time i listened to anyone's advice i got fucked

   
   That time you were urged to enter that gay bar.
10. 2021-03-22 at 7:06 PM UTC

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    Nile bump
    So, get car, get meff, deliver for 5 days straight.
11. 2021-03-22 at 7:07 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Sign up using chells credentials then you just do the deliveries
12. 2021-03-22 at 7:22 PM UTC

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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by cigreting Sign up using chells credentials then you just do the deliveries

    
    When I was a restaurant manager we wouldn't give a delivery order to a male picking up for a female driver and vice versa. The screen/tablet shows us a name and face. There's just too much fraud and shady shit with those.
13. 2021-03-22 at 7:59 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Solstice When I was a restaurant manager we wouldn't give a delivery order to a male picking up for a female driver and vice versa. The screen/tablet shows us a name and face. There's just too much fraud and shady shit with those.

    
    put on an disguiese
14. 2021-03-22 at 10:37 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Solstice When I was a restaurant manager we wouldn't give a delivery order to a male picking up for a female driver and vice versa. The screen/tablet shows us a name and face. There's just too much fraud and shady shit with those.

    
    claim discrimination