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Apparently 4 DUIs is too much for Doordash.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Id probably get a 5th of alcohol and arrest. But Id plea the 5th too.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Apply for Grubhub, they hire anyone
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    as long as the food arrives who cares how lit you get
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  4. #4
    Originally posted by Ghost as long as the food arrives who cares how lit you get

    The powers that be care.
  5. #5
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Id probably get a 5th of alcohol and arrest. But Id plea the 5th too.



    It sounds more like you drank a fifth.
  6. #6
    I drive worse sober
  7. #7
    Data African Astronaut
    It is not advisible to operate machinery while under the influence.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Data It is not advisible to operate machinery while under the influence.

    The last time i listened to anyone's advice i got fucked
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Solstice The last time i listened to anyone's advice i got fucked

    That time you were urged to enter that gay bar.
  10. #10
    Nile bump
    So, get car, get meff, deliver for 5 days straight.
  11. #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Sign up using chells credentials then you just do the deliveries
  12. #12
    Originally posted by cigreting Sign up using chells credentials then you just do the deliveries

    When I was a restaurant manager we wouldn't give a delivery order to a male picking up for a female driver and vice versa. The screen/tablet shows us a name and face. There's just too much fraud and shady shit with those.
  13. #13
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Solstice When I was a restaurant manager we wouldn't give a delivery order to a male picking up for a female driver and vice versa. The screen/tablet shows us a name and face. There's just too much fraud and shady shit with those.

    put on an disguiese
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice When I was a restaurant manager we wouldn't give a delivery order to a male picking up for a female driver and vice versa. The screen/tablet shows us a name and face. There's just too much fraud and shady shit with those.

    claim discrimination
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