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Anyone fancy getting stabbed?

  1. #1
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Cause I will stab you.
  2. #2
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Sounds like fun.

    I do get to stab back, right?
  3. #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    What’s your weapon of choice?
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Grylls What’s your weapon of choice?

    You're hoping for a pork sword I bet.
  5. #5
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're hoping for a pork sword I bet.

    I didn’t actually say I wanted to get stabbed

    But I’ll stab you with my rusty hobo knife if you want
  6. #6
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I've got what I believe is an old French bayonet.

    It has a 20" blade that starts out in a round point but then immediately turns into a four sided star shape. I believe is from the latter part of the 19th century.

    It's one nasty ass pig sticker.

    The French like sticking the English, right?
  7. #7
    cigreting Dark Matter
    ur boyfriend stabd ur but last nite faget
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Cause I will stab you.

    ok



    Originally posted by stl1 I've got what I believe is an old French bayonet.

    It has a 20" blade that starts out in a round point but then immediately turns into a four sided star shape. I believe is from the latter part of the 19th century.

    It's one nasty ass pig sticker.

    The French like sticking the English, right?

    they experimented with those (usually 3 blades) because a stab wound wouldn't close even with the help of a field medic

    turns out it loses almost all utility as a knife though
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by aldra ok





    they experimented with those (usually 3 blades) because a stab wound wouldn't close even with the help of a field medic

    turns out it loses almost all utility as a knife though

    What are you guys on about? Every bayonet I have ever seen seems to looks pretty much the same, like a big bread knife, because the whole point is to stab your opponent when you don't have a shot in the barrel, not confound his surgeons.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Donald Trump What are you guys on about? Every bayonet I have ever seen seems to looks pretty much the same, like a big bread knife, because the whole point is to stab your opponent when you don't have a shot in the barrel, not confound his surgeons.

    dont argue or question bladed weapon with aldra.

    hes the authoritative expert of knives and stabbing weapons.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dont argue or question bladed weapon with aldra.

    hes the authoritative expert of knives and stabbing weapons.

    OK.

    But once you get stabbed with a musket's shit covered bayonet you can pretty much count yourself more or less out of the fight, unless Napoleon himself decides to parade solo up and down past you on horseback.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump What are you guys on about? Every bayonet I have ever seen seems to looks pretty much the same, like a big bread knife, because the whole point is to stab your opponent when you don't have a shot in the barrel, not confound his surgeons.

    https://www.cowanauctions.com/lot/lot-of-triangular-bayonets-3153464

    the idea was to punch a triangular hole in someone because a regular stab wound would close and heal
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  13. #13
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.cowanauctions.com/lot/lot-of-triangular-bayonets-3153464

    the idea was to punch a triangular hole in someone because a regular stab wound would close and heal

    Of course, so while 1/3 of Europe was pursuing progress, divinity, and enlightenment, and 1/3 was minding their own business, 1/3 was thinking of ways to punch a hole in someone's abdomen in such a way that the wound wouldn't stop leaking half-digested fecal matter into the thoracic cavity.
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  14. #14
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Of course, so while 1/3 of Europe was pursuing progress, divinity, and enlightenment, and 1/3 was minding their own business, 1/3 was thinking of ways to punch a hole in someone's abdomen in such a way that the wound wouldn't stop leaking half-digested fecal matter into the thoracic cavity.

    ya duh eets obvius
  15. #15
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Knife fight knife fight- just like in a flag game-map of BF42

  16. #16
    FreeAssange Houston [our argentine adverbial dick]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Knife fight knife fight- just like in a flag game-map of BF42


    Isn't that a pillow fight?
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Itt g.

    Originally posted by Grylls I didn’t actually say I wanted to get stabbed

    But I’ll stab you with my rusty hobo knife if you want

    You didn't say you wanted to get stabbed but we all know you're a fruitcake that wants to be
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    I've been stabbed and stabbed and assure you, unless you cum in my heart I'm gonna push your soul out of your thoughts.
  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    you gonna stab me with that giant fucking pyramid chin

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  20. #20
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    These 12 pictures are very similar to my bayonet. The differences are that mine doesn't have the "finger guard" and my sheath has a ball at the end.

    Definitely not something you'd want to get stuck with!

    Also, this blade is only 13 1/2 " long while mine is 20" long.

    https://www.ebth.com/items/9189373-19th-century-french-infantry-four-sided-bayonet
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