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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Poor bastard.

    but much less poor, at the moment.
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I just finished stuffing my fat face with 2x Spicy sausage and cheese Kolaches I purchased from Shipley's dog-nuts on they way into work this morning, washing it down with the coffee I made at home.

    never heard of those. But i'm gonna familiarize myself.
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Looking at the $1400 deposit in my bank account.

    😂
  4. Originally posted by WellHung never heard of those. But i'm gonna familiarize myself.



    Texas Kolaches! A hearty breakfast pastry made with a fluffy, sweet breading around a cheese filled sausage.
    Kolaches:

    Texas Kolaches are a hearty breakfast pastry found at most donut shops around the great state of Texas. They are made with a light, fluffy yeast dough that surrounds a sausage. Typically cheese and jalapeno are included.

    These pastries came to Texas by way of Czech immigrants. And while most Texans will call one of these a KOLACHE (Kol-ah-chee), Czech Texans will be quick to point out that this name refers to the sweet pastry, filled with fruit jellies. While the sausage variety is technically called a Klobasnek. The donut shops still list these as Kolaches, and if you order a Sausage Kolache, this is exactly what you will get
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Laughing hysterically packin’ a bowl
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    watchin this sexi little slut playin the marshals daughter in a 1944 western
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    she's a bad bitch
  8. Gay yeah
  9. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Taking a massive shit extra slowly cause I enjoy my arse hole stretching as it comes out.
  10. Synchronized pooping is where it's at.
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    At my boyfriends house tokin he’s starting on some coffee right now ..
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    drankin coffee and smokin gorilla glue x girl scout cookies
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    aint no colored girls here tho
  14. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Not doing drugs. Lmao
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT aint no colored girls here tho

    Any colorless ones?
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yikes!
  17. CandyRein Black Hole


    Makin bacon fried tatos with onion and fresh garlic and eggs..
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Cotttdamn that was good lol
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I ate egg earlier with potatoes o brian .

    Oh, Brian!

    your eggs sucked compared to mine but out of respect for my boyfriend I will tell you your eggs were good.
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Being stalked online. Time to go watch the Lakers game.
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