2021-03-15 at 10:22 PM UTC
Any suggestions? Must have a vagina or cloaca. No tarantulas.
2021-03-15 at 11:03 PM UTC
I'd plan it in my brain, I guess. And probably not share it anywhere. It doesn't make sense to publicly talk about how you plan to slip powerful tranquilizers into a cassowary's meal of fruits just so you can play with its cloaca and not get disemboweled by its talons.
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2021-03-15 at 11:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
I'd plan it in my brain, I guess. And probably not share it anywhere. It doesn't make sense to publicly talk about how you plan to slip powerful tranquilizers into a cassowary's meal of fruits just so you can play with its cloaca and not get disemboweled by its talons.
Right. Exactly. That would be ridiculous.
But hypothetically, if I were to talk about using tranquilizers to knock out a cassowary, I would tell you that you'd be far better off molesting an emu. The barbules on the cassowary's feathers are keratinized, making them hard and rigid. An Emu's feathers by contrast are FAR softer, and their cloaca's are generally bigger to boot.
Ostriches are, of course, totally out of the question.
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2021-03-16 at 2:13 AM UTC
You don't plan it, you let the passion of the moment guide you spontaneously.
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2021-03-16 at 2:15 AM UTC
Hai look.. itโs the retard that went on a tangent about black Women having 3-4 personalities to a white Woman who he thought was black
Heโs a retard llol
2021-03-16 at 2:17 AM UTC
Nothn firm on you loosey goosey...
2021-03-16 at 2:25 AM UTC
You fool! That's no pig! That's Kitchener Leslie's wife!
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2021-03-16 at 2:27 AM UTC
The thoughts lonely people have are scary lol
2021-03-16 at 2:29 AM UTC
Out of respect for my boyfriend, I'm not gonna tell you about the comedian named Norm MacDonald as I dont think you would get his style of humor either way. Out of respect.
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2021-03-16 at 2:35 AM UTC
Out of respect for my boyfriend I'm going to ignore him in liue of spending my time not reading posts.
2021-03-16 at 2:38 AM UTC
I would burn their paws/hooves off so they couldn't run away, then just fuck them in a variety of positions but mainly ones where we could stare into each other's eyes and hold hands/paws/hooves. Ideally we would fuck in a pile of manure-laden hay or on top of a pile of splintery old boards with nails.
2021-03-16 at 3:26 AM UTC
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Needs to get more specific and into the nitty gritty. I know I could rape a peacock FOR A LARK but buggering a badger would be a little trickier.
Out of respect for candyreins boyfriend I won't discuss how I would bang an otter. I wonder how rich someone would get who invented only fans zoo edition and you could pay 10.99 to watch zebras getting stripey
2021-03-16 at 4:01 AM UTC
Ya whatever you say retard that went on a tangent about black Women having the same 3-4 personalities to a white Woman his dumb ass thought was black ๐
2021-03-16 at 4:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
Ya whatever you say retard that went on a tangent about black Women having the same 3-4 personalities to a white Woman his dumb ass thought was black ๐
It's hard to tell on the internet especially if they're from DH and talk/act like a hood rat.
Also I'm pretty sure I said 2-3 and not 3-4 but I'd have to double check and don't really care enough to.
I'm glad I managed to push your buttons and irritate you though.
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