My couch isn't even due in stock until March 28th a full 6 months after I bought it.

1. 2021-03-11 at 4:02 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   1 yr for my friend's freezer. They finally cancelled and got their deposit back cause they were so fed up.
2. 2021-03-11 at 4:32 PM UTC

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   frala Avant garde shartist

   Originally posted by Antifa Member Why won't you just do his taxes?

   
   Bc my pajamas are already stained with coffee and I need a shower.
3. 2021-03-11 at 5:17 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice Whats wrong with bodily fluids?

   
   The ass juice of 400lb slobs soaked into the seat cushions isn't very appealing to me...I'd sooner a sofa only contain my ass juices and the ass juices of the select few I allow to sit on it.
4. 2021-03-11 at 5:20 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The ass juice of 400lb slobs soaked into the seat cushions isn't very appealing to me

   
   To each their own.