I spoke to a person today who went by the internet handle "LaserBoy99".

1. 2021-03-11 at 1:43 AM UTC

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   Solomon Thunder Houston
   He was 44 years old.
2. 2021-03-11 at 5:25 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Uhm, ok?
3. 2021-03-11 at 7:26 AM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   You think lasers stop being cool in your 40s?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • WellHung
4. 2021-03-11 at 9:20 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Laserbeams All sexual deviations and rapists, murderers, MKultra CIA are caused by the MALICIOUS Laserbeams! they wrecked every aspect of my life. I cant eat.
   
   Haven't slept in days… CONSTANT HEADACHE CANT BE NEAR LIGHT
   
   CANT LEAVE HOUSE
   
   Sometimes I think its all in my head.. then I realize THATS EXACTLY WHERE THEY AIM THE WHERE (what are they doing?)
   
   LASER BEAMING ME IN THE FUCKING HEAD!!!

5. 2021-03-11 at 9:39 AM UTC

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   Solomon Thunder Houston

   Originally posted by Solstice You think lasers stop being cool in your 40s?

   
   No but the year 1999 does because it sounds like you're a pedophile child predator pretending to be a "fellow kid".
6. 2021-03-11 at 10:17 AM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   1999 was 32 years ago.
7. 2021-03-11 at 11:02 AM UTC

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   Solomon Thunder Houston

   Originally posted by Donald Trump 1999 was 32 years ago.

   
   Ok bud.