I spoke to a person today who went by the internet handle "LaserBoy99".

1. 2021-03-11 at 1:43 AM UTC

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   Solomon Thunder Houston
   He was 44 years old.
2. 2021-03-11 at 5:25 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Uhm, ok?
3. 2021-03-11 at 7:26 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You think lasers stop being cool in your 40s?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • WellHung
4. 2021-03-11 at 9:20 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Laserbeams All sexual deviations and rapists, murderers, MKultra CIA are caused by the MALICIOUS Laserbeams! they wrecked every aspect of my life. I cant eat.
   
   Haven't slept in days… CONSTANT HEADACHE CANT BE NEAR LIGHT
   
   CANT LEAVE HOUSE
   
   Sometimes I think its all in my head.. then I realize THATS EXACTLY WHERE THEY AIM THE WHERE (what are they doing?)
   
   LASER BEAMING ME IN THE FUCKING HEAD!!!

5. 2021-03-11 at 9:39 AM UTC

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   Solomon Thunder Houston

   Originally posted by Solstice You think lasers stop being cool in your 40s?

   
   No but the year 1999 does because it sounds like you're a pedophile child predator pretending to be a "fellow kid".
6. 2021-03-11 at 10:17 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   1999 was 32 years ago.
7. 2021-03-11 at 11:02 AM UTC

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   Solomon Thunder Houston

   Originally posted by Donald Trump 1999 was 32 years ago.

   
   Ok bud.