What kind of special snowflake are you?

1. 2017-03-25 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   One knows themselves best, not saying these are official but from all the information I've gathered from years of psych this is my picture.
   
   Pervasive developmental disorder not otherwise specified- an autism spectrum disorder that isn't autism, but has some mild traits along with serious problems in functioning. I consider psychopathy an autism spectrum disorder (disorders of empathy), I'm not a psychopath because I have too much emotional functioning but I'm definitely sociopathic, mostly in the department of low empathy and egocentricity, but also with mild autistic traits which I assume are part of the same picture. This also includes symptoms of cognitive dysfunction like ADHD/dysgraphia/dyscalculia and I have traits of those.
   
   Polysubstance dependence- It's hard to spend a week without getting high and I constantly need to be taking drugs.
   
   Polyneurosis- Extremely negative affective states in a mix of ocd/depressive/anxiety symptoms
   
   Hebephrenia- Schizophrenia starting in teenage years (probably due to all the drugs) but with predominantly negative symptoms. I have paranoia and odd beliefs but my main problem is constricted affect, apathy, avolition, disorganization, amotivation.
   
   Sexual sadism- It's a fetish but significant enough to be distressing in my case
   
   On the positive side I'm very creative, good looking, have a good sense with humor, girls tend to be attracted to me, my parents are good people, have many different interests and IQ 145
   
   Guess who?
2. 2017-03-25 at 9 PM UTC

   #2
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   I dunno i haven't ever really thought about all the labels society could apply to me if i was under a microscope. i go through stretches of overpowering apathy and despair sometimes but i'm not sure why anyone wouldn't? I lack motivation but everything just seems like bullshit. hard to care.
3. 2017-03-25 at 9:05 PM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   bdp, panic attacks, depression, anorexia.
   
   My mental health has been alot better over the last few years though.
4. 2017-03-25 at 9:20 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   none of the above. I'm perfectly normal. it's the rest of you evolutionary aberrations that are defective
5. 2017-03-25 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My shits are not solid too often sometimes.
6. 2017-03-25 at 10:17 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Hey Sploo. How's it going bro.
   
   You tell me what kind of special snowflake i am.
7. 2017-03-25 at 10:23 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Hey Sploo. How's it going bro.
   
   You tell me what kind of special snowflake i am.

   
   schizoid/sperg bedophile with sociopathic traits from child abuse and opiod addiction iq150-155 good with computers professional collector of child deflowerments, slightly on the uncreative side relative to intelligence
   
   Post last edited by crabbypenguin at 2017-03-25T22:26:06.478441+00:00
8. 2017-03-25 at 10:25 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   that was spot on and you know it
9. 2017-03-25 at 10:33 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by crabbypenguin schizoid/sperg bedophile with sociopathic traits from child abuse

   
   Brobably correct.
   
   

   Originally posted by crabbypenguin and opiod addiction

   
   Not physically addicted at least, which is a fucking relief, because physical dependence on opioids sucks ass.
   
   
   

   Originally posted by crabbypenguin iq150-155

   
   Maybe IDK.
   
   
   

   Originally posted by crabbypenguin good with computers

   
   Not nearly as good as i would like.
   
   
   

   Originally posted by crabbypenguin professional collector of child deflowerments,

   
   Basically...
   
   
   

   Originally posted by crabbypenguin slightly on the uncreative side relative to intelligence

   
   Only slightly, i'm pretty good with language and graphics too.
10. 2017-03-26 at 12:01 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am an anarcho primitivist that does tech
11. 2017-03-26 at 3:54 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I am an anarcho primitivist that does tech

    
    But what does that mean?
12. 2017-03-26 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Rhymin Hymen But what does that mean?

    
    It means fuck society i am going to live in the woods, without laws. I prefer Agorism, it's AnCap but with counter economy mixed in. It's pretty dope.
13. 2017-03-26 at 4:04 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rhymin Hymen But what does that mean?

    
    It means I reject the values and culture of society around me in favor of a life of survivalism and living off the grid.
    
    I want a world gathered around exemplars of strength and vitality.
    
    I am a true free spirit, free from the shadow of Capitalism I am not of this world but live in it.